Imagine, if you will -- a gift. I'd like for you to picture it in your mind. It's not too big -- about the size of a golf ball. So envision what it looks like all wrapped up. But before I show you what's inside, I will tell you, it's going to do incredible things for you. It will bring all of your family together. You will feel loved and appreciated like never before and reconnect with friends and acquaintances you haven't heard from in years. Adoration and admiration will overwhelm you. It will recalibrate what's most important in your life.
Imagjinoni, nese doni nje dhurate. Une do te doja te fokusoni kete figure ne mendjen tuaj. Nuk eshte shume e madhe -- eshte sa nje top golfi. Pra, parashikoni sesi do te duket sikur te gjitha te perfundojne. Por perpara se t'ju tregoj se cfare ka brenda, une po ju them, ajo do te beje gjera te pabesueshme per ju. Kjo do te sjelle te tere familjen tuaj se bashku. Ju do te ndiheni te dashuruar dhe te vleresuar si asnjehere me pare dhe do te rilidheni me miqte dhe te njohurit qe keni vite pa u degjuar. Adhurimi dhe admirimi do t'ju mbuloje. Ajo do te rigradoje ate cfare eshte me e rendesishme ne jeten tuaj.
It will redefine your sense of spirituality and faith. You'll have a new understanding and trust in your body. You'll have unsurpassed vitality and energy. You'll expand your vocabulary, meet new people, and you'll have a healthier lifestyle. And get this -- you'll have an eight-week vacation of doing absolutely nothing. You'll eat countless gourmet meals. Flowers will arrive by the truckload. People will say to you, "You look great. Have you had any work done?" And you'll have a lifetime supply of good drugs.
Ajo do te ripercaktoje sensin tuaj shpirteror dhe besimin. Do te keni nje kuptim dhe besim te ri ne trupin tuaj. Ju do te keni vitalitet dhe energji te patejkalueshem. Ju do te zgjeroni fjalorin tuaj, do te takoni njerez te rinj, dhe do te keni nje jete te shendetshme. Dhe per me teper, ju do te keni nje pushim tete - javor dhe nuk do te beni asgje. Ju do te hani ushqime te panumerta gustatore. Do te mberrijne kamiona me lule. Njerezit do te te thone, "Ju dukeni mrekullisht mire. Keni bere ndonje ndryshim?" Dhe do te keni ilace te mira per pjesen tjeter te jetes.
You'll be challenged, inspired, motivated and humbled. Your life will have new meaning. Peace, health, serenity, happiness, nirvana. The price? $55,000, and that's an incredible deal.
Ju do te sfidoheni, frymezoheni, motivoheni dhe peruleni. Jeta juaj do te kete nje kuptim te ri. Paqe, shendet, qetesi, lumturi, clirim. Cmimi? $55,000. Dhe kjo eshte nje marreveshje e pabesueshme.
By now I know you're dying to know what it is and where you can get one. Does Amazon carry it? Does it have the Apple logo on it? Is there a waiting list? Not likely. This gift came to me about five months ago. It looked more like this when it was all wrapped up -- not quite so pretty. And this, and then this. It was a rare gem -- a brain tumor, hemangioblastoma -- the gift that keeps on giving.
Deri tani e di qe po vdisni qe ta dini se cfare eshte dhe se ku mund te merrni nje? A gjendet kjo tek Amazon? A ka logon e Apple ne te? A ka per kete nje liste pritjeje? Asnjera prej ketyre. Kjo dhurate erdhi tek mua pese muaj me pare. Ajo dukej me shume si kjo kur perfundoi por jo edhe kaq bukur. Dhe si kjo. Dhe me pas si kjo. Kjo ishte nje perle e rralle, nje tumor i trurit, hemangioblastoma, dhurata qe te mban mbi dhenien.
And while I'm okay now, I wouldn't wish this gift for you. I'm not sure you'd want it. But I wouldn't change my experience. It profoundly altered my life in ways I didn't expect in all the ways I just shared with you.
Dhe nderkohe qe tani jam mire, une nuk do e uroja kete dhurate per ju. Nuk jam e sigurte qe ju do e deshironit nje te tille. Por, une mund ta ndryshoj eksperiencen time. Pasi, kjo thellesisht ndryshoi jeten time ne nje menyre qe s'mund ta prisja dhe ne te gjitha menyrat qe une i ndava me ju.
So the next time you're faced with something that's unexpected, unwanted and uncertain, consider that it just may be a gift.
Keshtu qe heren tjeter qe do te perballeni me dicka qe eshte e paparashikueshme, e padeshirueshme dhe e paqarte, konsiderojeni qe mund te jete thjesht nje dhurate.
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