Imagine, if you will -- a gift. I'd like for you to picture it in your mind. It's not too big -- about the size of a golf ball. So envision what it looks like all wrapped up. But before I show you what's inside, I will tell you, it's going to do incredible things for you. It will bring all of your family together. You will feel loved and appreciated like never before and reconnect with friends and acquaintances you haven't heard from in years. Adoration and admiration will overwhelm you. It will recalibrate what's most important in your life.
Predstavte si dar. Chcem, aby ste ho videli vo svojej mysli. Nie je veľmi veľký -- asi taký ako golfová loptička. Predstavte si, ako vypadá, keď je zabalený. Ale predtým, ako vám ukážem, čo je vnútri, poviem vám, urobí to s vami neuveriteľné veci. Spojí celú rodinu. Budete sa cítiť milovaní a oceňovaní ako nikdy predtým a znovu sa spojíte s priateľmi a známymi, ktorých ste nepočuli už roky. Láska a obdiv vás zaplavia. Ukáže, čo je v živote dôležité.
It will redefine your sense of spirituality and faith. You'll have a new understanding and trust in your body. You'll have unsurpassed vitality and energy. You'll expand your vocabulary, meet new people, and you'll have a healthier lifestyle. And get this -- you'll have an eight-week vacation of doing absolutely nothing. You'll eat countless gourmet meals. Flowers will arrive by the truckload. People will say to you, "You look great. Have you had any work done?" And you'll have a lifetime supply of good drugs.
Oživí váš zmysel pre duchovno a vieru. Získate nové pochopenie a dôveru vo vaše telo. Budete mať nekonečne veľa energie a vitality. Rozšíri to vašu slovnú zásobu, stretnete nových ľudí a budete žiť zdravšie. A dobre počúvajte, budete mať osemtýždňovú dovolenku plnú ničnerobenia. Budete jesť nespočetne veľa skvelých jedál. Kvety vám budú privážať kamiónom. Ľudia vám budú hovoriť, "Vyzeráš skvele. Čo si so sebou urobila?" A do konca života budete mať prístup k dobrým liekom.
You'll be challenged, inspired, motivated and humbled. Your life will have new meaning. Peace, health, serenity, happiness, nirvana. The price? $55,000, and that's an incredible deal.
Dostanete výzvu, inšpiráciu, motiváciu a zmysel pre pokoru. Váš život dostane nový zmysel. Mier, zdravie, pokoj, šťastie, nirvána. Cena? 55 000 dolárov. A to je neuveriteľne dobrý obchod.
By now I know you're dying to know what it is and where you can get one. Does Amazon carry it? Does it have the Apple logo on it? Is there a waiting list? Not likely. This gift came to me about five months ago. It looked more like this when it was all wrapped up -- not quite so pretty. And this, and then this. It was a rare gem -- a brain tumor, hemangioblastoma -- the gift that keeps on giving.
Viem, že umierate túžbou vedieť, čo to je a kde môžete taký dar nájsť. Na Amazone? Má to na sebe Apple logo? Je tam čakacia listina? To nie. Tento dar ku mne prišiel pred piatimi mesiacmi. Vyzeralo to asi takto, keď to bolo zabalené -- nie veľmi pekne. A toto. A potom toto. Bol to zriedkavý drahokam, mozgový tumor, hemangioblastóm, dar, ktorý neprestáva dávať.
And while I'm okay now, I wouldn't wish this gift for you. I'm not sure you'd want it. But I wouldn't change my experience. It profoundly altered my life in ways I didn't expect in all the ways I just shared with you.
A hoci som teraz v poriadku, nepriala by som vám tento dar. Nie som si istá, či by ste ho chceli. Ale nezmenila by som môj zážitok. Úplne to zmenilo môj život spôsobmi, aké som neočakávala, všetkými tými spôsobmi, o ktoré som sa s vami podelila.
So the next time you're faced with something that's unexpected, unwanted and uncertain, consider that it just may be a gift.
Takže nabudúce, keď budete čeliť niečomu, čo je neočakávané, nechcené a nejasné, zamyslite sa, či to nie je dar.
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