Imagine, if you will -- a gift. I'd like for you to picture it in your mind. It's not too big -- about the size of a golf ball. So envision what it looks like all wrapped up. But before I show you what's inside, I will tell you, it's going to do incredible things for you. It will bring all of your family together. You will feel loved and appreciated like never before and reconnect with friends and acquaintances you haven't heard from in years. Adoration and admiration will overwhelm you. It will recalibrate what's most important in your life.
Palun kujutage endale ette kingitust. Kujutlege seda vaimusilmas. See ei ole väga suur – umbes golfipalli suurune. Kujutlege seda pakituna. Kuid enne, kui ma näitan, mis seal sees on, kinnitan, et see võib teie jaoks imesid korda saata. See toob terve teie perekonna kokku. Te tunnete, et teid armastatakse ja hinnatakse nagu ei kunagi varem, ning kohtute taas sõprade ja tuttavatega, kellest te pole aastaid midagi kuulnud. Teid jumaldatakse ja imetletakse mõeldamatul määral. See kingitus aitab mõista, mis on teie elus kõige tähtsam.
It will redefine your sense of spirituality and faith. You'll have a new understanding and trust in your body. You'll have unsurpassed vitality and energy. You'll expand your vocabulary, meet new people, and you'll have a healthier lifestyle. And get this -- you'll have an eight-week vacation of doing absolutely nothing. You'll eat countless gourmet meals. Flowers will arrive by the truckload. People will say to you, "You look great. Have you had any work done?" And you'll have a lifetime supply of good drugs.
See paneb järele mõtlema, mida tähendavad teie jaoks hingelisus ja usk. Teil on uus arusaam oma kehast ja tema usaldamisest. Teie elujõul ja energial ei ole piire. Te laiendate oma sõnavara, kohtute uute inimestega ning hakkate järgima tervislikumat eluviisi. Ning lisaks saate kaheksanädalase puhkuse, et absoluutselt mitte midagi teha. Te sööte lugematuid gurmee-eineid. Teile tuuakse sületäite kaupa lilli. Inimesed kommenteerivad: „Sa näed suurepärane välja. Kas sa käisid noa all?“ Ning teil on eluaegne varu häid ravimeid.
You'll be challenged, inspired, motivated and humbled. Your life will have new meaning. Peace, health, serenity, happiness, nirvana. The price? $55,000, and that's an incredible deal.
Teid pannakse proovile, inspireeritakse, motiveeritakse ja muudetakse alandlikuks. Teie elu saab uue tähenduse. Rahu, tervis, rahulolu, õnn, nirvaana Kõige hind? 55 000 dollarit. Ning see on suurepärane tehing.
By now I know you're dying to know what it is and where you can get one. Does Amazon carry it? Does it have the Apple logo on it? Is there a waiting list? Not likely. This gift came to me about five months ago. It looked more like this when it was all wrapped up -- not quite so pretty. And this, and then this. It was a rare gem -- a brain tumor, hemangioblastoma -- the gift that keeps on giving.
Ma arvan, et te kibelete teada saama, mis see on ja kust seda osta võib. Kas see on saadaval Amazonis? Kas see kannab Apple’i logo? Kas on ka ootejärjekord? Vähetõenäoline. See kingitus jõudis minuni 5 kuud tagasi. Ja nägi pakituna välja selline – Mitte eriti meeldiv. Ja see. Ja hiljem see. See oli haruldane kalliskivi. Ajukasvaja. Hemangioblastoom. Kingitus, mis jätkab imede korda saatmist.
And while I'm okay now, I wouldn't wish this gift for you. I'm not sure you'd want it. But I wouldn't change my experience. It profoundly altered my life in ways I didn't expect in all the ways I just shared with you.
Ja kuigi ma olen nüüd terve, ei soovi ma teile sellist kingitust. Ma ei ole kindel, kas te soovite seda. Kuid ma ei vahetaks oma kogemust millegi vastu. See muutis mu elu põhjalikult väga ootamatutel viisidel, tuues kaasa selle, mida ma teiega jagasin.
So the next time you're faced with something that's unexpected, unwanted and uncertain, consider that it just may be a gift.
Nii et järgmisel korral, kui olete vastamisi millegi ootamatuga, tahtmatuga ja ebakindlaga, mõelge, et see võib olla tegelikult kingitus.
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