(Music) This is the human test, a test to see if you are a human. Please raise your hand if something applies to you. Are we agreed? Yes? Then let's begin.
(Muzika) Ovo je test ljudskosti, kojim se utvrđuje da li ste ljudsko biće. Molim vas da dignete ruku ukoliko se nešto od ovoga odnosi na vas. U redu? Hajde onda da počnemo.
Have you ever eaten a booger long past your childhood? (Laughter) It's okay, it's safe here.
Da li ste ikada pojeli slinu a da to nije bilo u vašem detinjstvu? (Smeh) U redu je, ovde je bezbedno.
Have you ever made a small, weird sound when you remembered something embarrassing?
Da li ste ikada načinili mali, čudan zvuk kada ste se setili nečega sramotnog?
Have you ever purposely lowercased the first letter of a text in order to come across as sad or disappointed? (Laughter) Okay.
Da li ste ikada namerno otkucali prvo malo slovo u poruci kako bi se učinili tužnim ili razočaranim? (Smeh) U redu.
Have you ever ended a text with a period as a sign of aggression? Okay. Period.
Da li ste ikada završili poruku tačkom da naznačite bes? U redu. Tačka.
Have you ever laughed or smiled when someone said something shitty to you and then spent the rest of the day wondering why you reacted that way? Yes.
Da li ste se ikada nasmejali ili nasmešili kada vam je neko rekao nešto grozno i onda proveli ostatak dana pitajući se zašto ste tako reagovali? Da.
Have you ever seemed to lose your airplane ticket a thousand times as you walked from the check-in to the gate? Yes.
Da li vam se ikada učinilo da ste izgubili avionsku kartu, hiljadu puta, dok hodate od šaltera do izlaza za ukrcavanje? Da.
Have you ever put on a pair of pants and then much later realized that there was a loose sock smushed up against your thigh? (Laughter) Good.
Da li ste ikada obukli pantalone i dosta kasnije shvatili da vam je rasparena čarapa prignječena uz butinu? (Smeh) Dobro.
Have you ever tried to guess someone else's password so many times that it locked their account? Mmm.
Da li ste ikada pokušali da pogodite nečiju šifru toliko puta da im je to zaključalo nalog? Hm.
Have you ever had a nagging feeling that one day you will be discovered as a fraud? Yes, it's safe here.
Da li ste ikada imali iritantan osećaj da će vas jednog dana razotkriti kao prevaranta? Ovde je bezbedno.
Have you ever hoped that there was some ability you hadn't discovered yet that you were just naturally great at? Mmm.
Da li ste se ikada nadali da postoji neka sposobnost koju niste otkrili a u čemu ste prirodno sjajni? Hm.
Have you ever broken something in real life, and then found yourself looking for an "undo" button in real life?
Da li ste ikada slomili nešto u stvarnosti i onda se zatekli kako tražite dugme za poništavanje, u stvarnosti?
Have you ever misplaced your TED badge and then immediately started imagining what a three-day Vancouver vacation might look like?
Da li ste ikada zaturili svoju TED akreditaciju i onda odmah počeli da zamišljate kako bi izgledao trodnevni odmor u Vankuveru?
Have you ever marveled at how someone you thought was so ordinary could suddenly become so beautiful?
Da li ste se ikada čudili kako neko za koga ste mislili da je tako običan odjednom može da postane tako predivan?
Have you ever stared at your phone smiling like an idiot while texting with someone? Have you ever subsequently texted that person the phrase "I'm staring at the phone smiling like an idiot"?
Da li ste ikada zurili u telefon smešeći se kao idiot dok razmenjujete poruke s nekim? Da li ste ikada nakon toga toj osobi poslali frazu: "Zurim u telefon i smejem se kao idiot?"
Have you ever been tempted to, and then gave in to the temptation, of looking through someone else's phone?
Da li ste ikada bili u iskušenju, i onda poklekli, da čačkate po nečijem telefonu?
Have you ever had a conversation with yourself and then suddenly realized you're a real asshole to yourself?
Da li ste ikada pričali sa sobom i onda odjednom shvatili da ste prema sebi pravi kreten?
(Laughter)
(Smeh)
Has your phone ever run out of battery in the middle of an argument, and it sort of felt like the phone was breaking up with both of you?
Da li vam je ikada iscurela baterija na telefonu u sred svađe i nekako ste se osećali kao da telefon raskida sa oboje?
Have you ever thought that working on an issue between you was futile because it should just be easier than this, or this is supposed to happen just naturally? Have you ever realized that very little, in the long run, just happens naturally?
Da li ste ikada pomislili da je besmisleno raditi na problemu između vas jer bi prosto trebalo da bude lakše od ovoga, ili bi ovo trebalo samo prirodno da se dešava? Da li ste ikada shvatili da se, na kraju, veoma malo toga dešava prirodno?
Have you ever woken up blissfully and suddenly been flooded by the awful remembrance that someone had left you?
Da li ste se ikada probudili radosni i onda odjednom bili preplavljeni užasnim sećanjem na to da vas je neko napustio?
Have you ever lost the ability to imagine a future without a person that no longer was in your life? Have you ever looked back on that event with the sad smile of autumn and the realization that futures will happen regardless?
Da li ste ikada izgubili sposobnost da zamislite budućnost bez neke osobe koja nije više bila u vašem životu? Da li ste se prisećali tog događaja sa tužnim jesenjim osmehom i shvatanjem da će se budućnosti dešavati bez obzira na sve?
Congratulations. You have now completed the test. You are all human.
Čestitam. Sada ste završili test. Svi ste ljudska bića.
(Applause)
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