We are going to talk today about the sequel of "Inconvenient Truth." It's time again to talk about "Inconvenient Truth," a truth that everyone is concerned about, but nobody is willing to talk about. Somebody has to take the lead, and I decided to do it. If you are scared by global warming, wait until we learn about local warming. We will talk today about local warming.
我们今天来讲讲《难以忽视的真相》之续集。 现在是时候再次讨论《难以忽视的真相》了。 一个真相每个人都会去关注, 但是却没有人愿意去谈论。 总得有人带头,于是我决定这么做 如果你恐惧全球变暖, 那么且慢,让我们先了解局部变暖。 今天我们将讨论局部变暖。
Important health message: blogging may be hazardous to your health, especially if you are a male. This message is given as a public service. Blogging affects your posture. We start with the posture. This is the posture of ladies who are not blogging; this is the posture of ladies who are blogging. (Laughter) This is the natural posture of a man sitting, squatting for ventilation purposes. (Laughter) And this is the natural posture of a standing man, and I think this picture inspired Chris to insert me into the lateral thinking session. This is male blogging posture sitting, and the result is, "For greater comfort, men naturally sit with their legs farther apart than women, when working on laptop. However, they will adopt a less natural posture in order to balance it on their laps, which resulted in a significant rise of body heat between their thighs." This is the issue of local warming. (Laughter)
重要健康提示:撰写博客可能危机你的健康, 尤其是男性。 这个信息作为一项公共福利而告知大家。 撰写博客影响你的姿势。我们从姿势部分开始谈。 这是一位不在撰写博客的女士的坐姿, 这是一位在撰写博客的女士坐姿。 (笑声) 这是一位男士的自然坐姿, 可以保持通风。 (笑声) 这是一般男士的自然站姿。 我想定是这幅图让Chris鼓足勇气 力邀我参与这横向的思维会议。 这是一位男士在撰写博客时的坐姿,而结果是, "为了更舒适, 当男性使用笔记本电脑工作的时候 倾向于两腿比女士分得更开。 但是,他们将会采取一种不那么自然的坐姿, 为的是让在他们膝上的笔记本保持平衡, 那会导致两股之间的体温显著身高, 这就导致了所谓的"局部变暖"的问题。 (笑声)
This is a very serious newspaper; it's Times of England -- very serious. This is a very -- (Laughter) -- gentlemen and ladies, be serious. This is a very serious research, that you should read the underline. And be careful, your genes are in danger. Will geeks become endangered species? The fact: population growth in countries with high laptop -- (Laughter) I need Hans Rosling to give me a graph. (Applause) Global warming fun. (Laughter) But let's keep things in proportion.
这是一份非常严肃的报纸,英格兰的泰晤士报-- 非常严肃。这是非常-- (笑声) 先生们和女士们,严肃点。 这是一项非常严肃的研究,你应该读一下有下划线的部分。 并且请小心,你的基因在危险之中。 技术怪才们将会濒临绝种么? 事实:在那些笔记本电脑高覆盖的国家的人口增长- (笑声) 我需要Hans Rosling医生给我一个图表。 (掌声) 全球变暖有意思。 (笑声) 但是让我们恰如其分的看待事情。
How to take care in five easy steps: first of all, you can use natural ventilation. You can use body breath. You should stay cool with the appropriate clothing. You should care about your posture -- this is not right. Can you extract from Chris another minute and a half for me, because I have a video I have to show you. (Applause)
怎样用五个简单的保健方法。 首先,你可以使用自然通风。你可以使用身体呼吸。 你应该穿上合适的衣物来保持凉爽。 你应搞注意你的身姿 --- 这是不正确的。 你们可以再从Chris那里给我再要一分半钟么, 因为我有一个视频我必须播放给你们看。 (掌声)
You are great. This is the correct posture. Another benefit of Wi-Fi, we learned yesterday about the benefits of Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi enables you to avoid the processor. And there are some enhanced protection measures, which I would like to share with you, and I would like, in a minute, to thank Philips for helping. This is a research which was done in '86, but it's still valid. Scrotal temperature reflects intratesticular temperature and is lowered by shaving.
你们很棒。这是正确的姿势。 让我们来看看无线网络的另外一项益处,我们昨天已经了解了其许多好处。 无线上网让你可以避开处理器。还有一些加强的保护措施 我希望跟你们分享。 并且我想,马上感谢飞利浦公司所提供的帮助。 这是一项在1986完成的研究,但是它依然有效。 阴囊温度反映了睾丸温度 修剪体毛可以降低温度。
By the way, I must admit, my English is not so good, I didn't know what is scrotal; I understand it's a scrotum. I guess in plural it's scrotal, like medium and media. Digital scrotum, digital media. And only last year I recognized that I'm a proud scrotum owner. (Laughter)
顺带一提,我的英语不太好, 我不晓得阴囊得用复数scrotal,我只会用单数scrotum。 我猜这个词复数形式和“媒体”的变形差不多 数字阴囊,数字媒体。 去年我才发现我又多了一个阴囊(指终于知道要用复数)。 (笑)
And this research is being precipitated by the U.S. government, so you can see that your tax man is working for good causes.
我的研究还多亏了美国政府, 看来纳税人的钱没白花。
Video: Man: The Philips Bodygroom has a sleek, ergonomic design for a safe and easy way to trim those scruffy underarm hairs, the untidy curls on and around your [bleep], as well as the hard to reach locks on the underside of your [bleep] and [bleep]. Once you use the Bodygroom, the world looks different. And so does your [bleep]. These days, with a hair-free back, well-groomed shoulders and an extra optical inch on my [bleep], well, let's just say life has gotten pretty darn cozy.
影片:男子:飞利浦bodygroom采用平滑 符合人体工学的设计,让你安全简单地 修剪杂乱的腋毛 在--(消音)--附近的卷毛,还有在(消音)和(消音)下面不易清除的部位等。 世界因bodygroom而不同, 你的(消音)也会不同。最近,我的背部变得清爽 腋下也整洁干净,还有我的(消音)也变得光溜溜的, 嗯,只能说我的生活变得十分舒适。
Yossi Vardi: This is one of the most popular viral advertisement of last year, known as the optical inch by Philips. Let's applaud Philips -- (Applause) -- for this gesture for humanity. And this is how they are promoting the product. This is -- I didn't touch it, this is original. Laptop use to solve overpopulation. And if everything failed, there are some secondary uses.
Yossi Vardi:这是去年最受欢迎的医学广告-- 人们称它为“光溜溜的飞利浦”。让我们为飞利浦鼓掌-- (掌声) --他们的设计真的很人性化。 这是他们的广告,真是-- 我可没动手脚哦,这是原版的。 笔记本电脑可以解决人口过都问题。要是东西坏了, 还可以用在别处发挥余热。
And then our next talk, our next TED if you invite me will be why you should not carry a cell phone in your pocket. And this is what the young generation says. (Applause) And I just want to show you that I'm not just preaching, but I also practice. (Laughter) 4 am in the morning. (Laughter) You cannot use this picture. (Applause)
下次要是TED还请我来的话, 我的标题会是“不要把手机放在口袋里”。 这是现在年轻人的主张。 (掌声) 顺带一提,我可不是光说不做的人哦…… 我会身体力行…… (笑声) 凌晨4点钟。 (笑声) 你不能用这张图片。 (掌声)
Now, I have some mini TED Prizes, this is the Philips Bodygroom, one for our leader. (Applause) Anybody feels threatened, anybody really need it? (Laughter) Any lady, any lady? Thank you very much. (Applause)
现在,我有一些小奖品,这是一个飞利浦bodygroom身体剃毛器。 一份给领导。 (掌声) 有人觉得很危险,需要这个吗? (笑声) 有哪位女士要么,哪位女士?非常感谢。 (掌声)