We are going to talk today about the sequel of "Inconvenient Truth." It's time again to talk about "Inconvenient Truth," a truth that everyone is concerned about, but nobody is willing to talk about. Somebody has to take the lead, and I decided to do it. If you are scared by global warming, wait until we learn about local warming. We will talk today about local warming.
Danas ćemo pričati o nastavku „Neprijatne istine". Došlo je vreme da opet pričamo o neprijatnoj istini, a svi su zainteresovani za istinu, ali niko nije voljan i da priča o njoj. Neko mora da preuzme vođstvo, pa sam odlučio da ja to uradim. Ako se plašite globalnog zagrevanja, čekajte samo da shvatite šta je lokalno zagrevanje. Danas ćemo pričati o lokalnom zagrevanju.
Important health message: blogging may be hazardous to your health, especially if you are a male. This message is given as a public service. Blogging affects your posture. We start with the posture. This is the posture of ladies who are not blogging; this is the posture of ladies who are blogging. (Laughter) This is the natural posture of a man sitting, squatting for ventilation purposes. (Laughter) And this is the natural posture of a standing man, and I think this picture inspired Chris to insert me into the lateral thinking session. This is male blogging posture sitting, and the result is, "For greater comfort, men naturally sit with their legs farther apart than women, when working on laptop. However, they will adopt a less natural posture in order to balance it on their laps, which resulted in a significant rise of body heat between their thighs." This is the issue of local warming. (Laughter)
Važno zdravstveno upozorenje: blogovanje može da bude opasno po vaše zdravlje, posebno ako ste muškarac. Ovo upozorenje je javna usluga. Blogovanje utiče na držanje tela. Počinjemo sa držanjem tela. Ovo je stav dama koje ne bloguju. Ovo je stav dama koje bloguju. (Smeh) Ovo je prirodni stav muškarca dok sedi, čuči zbog ventilacije. (Smeh) Ovo je prirodni stav muškarca dok stoji, a mislim da je ova slika inspirisala Krisa da me ubaci u sesiju lateralnog razmišljanja. Ovo je muški sedeći stav za blogovanje, a rezultat je: „Zbog veće udobnosti, muškarci prirodno sede raširenijih nogu u odnosu na žene dok rade na laptopu. Ipak, usvojiće manje prirodan stav da bi balansirali sa laptopom, što ima za posledicu značajno povećanje temperature tela između njihovih butina." To je problem lokalnog zagrevanja.
This is a very serious newspaper; it's Times of England -- very serious. This is a very -- (Laughter) -- gentlemen and ladies, be serious. This is a very serious research, that you should read the underline. And be careful, your genes are in danger. Will geeks become endangered species? The fact: population growth in countries with high laptop -- (Laughter) I need Hans Rosling to give me a graph. (Applause) Global warming fun. (Laughter) But let's keep things in proportion.
(Smeh) Ovo su veoma ozbiljne novine; To je engleski „Tajms" - veoma ozbiljan. Ovo je veoma - (Smeh) - gospodo i dame, budite ozbiljni. Ovo je veoma ozbiljno istraživanje, pa treba da pročitate podvučeno. Budite oprezni; vaši geni su u opasnosti. Da li će štreberi postati ugrožena vrsta? Činjenica - rast populacije u zemljama sa visokom stopom... (Smeh) Treba mi Hans Rosling da mi da grafikon. (Aplauz) Zabava kod globalnog zagrevanja. (Smeh)
How to take care in five easy steps: first of all, you can use natural ventilation. You can use body breath. You should stay cool with the appropriate clothing. You should care about your posture -- this is not right. Can you extract from Chris another minute and a half for me, because I have a video I have to show you. (Applause)
Hajde da zadržimo proporcionalnost kod ovih stvari. Kako srediti stvari kroz pet jednostavnih koraka: Kao prvo, koristite prirodnu ventilaciju. Možete iskoristiti provetravanje tela. Treba da vam nije vruće u prikladnoj odeći. Treba da vodite računa o držanju tela - ovo nije ispravno. Da li možete da iskamčite od Krisa još minut i po jer imam video koji vam moram pokazati? (Aplauz)
You are great. This is the correct posture. Another benefit of Wi-Fi, we learned yesterday about the benefits of Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi enables you to avoid the processor. And there are some enhanced protection measures, which I would like to share with you, and I would like, in a minute, to thank Philips for helping. This is a research which was done in '86, but it's still valid. Scrotal temperature reflects intratesticular temperature and is lowered by shaving.
Sjajni ste. Ovo je pravilo držanje. Još jedna korist od vaj-faja, a učili smo juče o tome. Dozvoljava vam da izbegnete procesor, a postoje i neke napredne zaštitne metode koje bih voleo da podelim sa vama i voleo bih da na trenutak zahvalim Filipsu na pomoći. Ovo je istraživanje koje je urađeno '86. godine, ali važi i dalje. Skrotalna temperatura odražava intertestikularnu temperaturu
By the way, I must admit, my English is not so good, I didn't know what is scrotal; I understand it's a scrotum. I guess in plural it's scrotal, like medium and media. Digital scrotum, digital media. And only last year I recognized that I'm a proud scrotum owner. (Laughter)
i smanjuje se brijanjem. Uzgred, moram da priznam da mi engleski nije baš najbolji, pa nisam znao šta znači „skrotalni"; razumeo sam ga kao „skrotum". Mislio sam da je u množini „skrotalni", kao „medium" i „media" - digitalni skrotum, digitalni mediji - i tek sam prošle godine shvatio da sam ponosni vlasnik skrotuma.
And this research is being precipitated by the U.S. government, so you can see that your tax man is working for good causes.
(Smeh) Ovo istraživanje je američka vlada stavila na gomilu, pa možete videti da vaš poreznik
Video: Man: The Philips Bodygroom has a sleek, ergonomic design for a safe and easy way to trim those scruffy underarm hairs, the untidy curls on and around your [bleep], as well as the hard to reach locks on the underside of your [bleep] and [bleep]. Once you use the Bodygroom, the world looks different. And so does your [bleep]. These days, with a hair-free back, well-groomed shoulders and an extra optical inch on my [bleep], well, let's just say life has gotten pretty darn cozy.
radi za dobre ciljeve. Video: Čovek: Filipsov elekstrični brijač ima uglađen, ergonomski dizajn za brzo i lako uklanjanje neurednih dlaka ispod pazuha, neurednih loknica na i oko vašeg [pip], kao i loknica na teško dostupnom donjem delu vašeg [pip] i [pip]. Kada počnete da koristite električni brijač, svet će izgledati drugačije, kao i Vaš [pip]. Ovih dana, sa leđima bez dlaka, sređenim ramenima i sa dodatnim optičkim centimentrima,
Yossi Vardi: This is one of the most popular viral advertisement of last year,
pa, recimo, život je postao prilično vraški dobar.
known as the optical inch by Philips. Let's applaud Philips -- (Applause) -- for this gesture for humanity. And this is how they are promoting the product. This is -- I didn't touch it, this is original. Laptop use to solve overpopulation. And if everything failed, there are some secondary uses.
Josi Vardi: Ovo je jedna od najpopularnijih viralnih reklama iz prošle godine, poznata kao optički centimetri od Filipsa. Hajde da zaplješćemo Filipsu... (Aplauz) zbog ovog humanog gesta. Evo kako su promovisali svoj proizvod. Ovo je... Nisam ga ni pipnuo; ovo je original. Upotreba laptopa da se sredi prenaseljenost. Ako ništa ne uspe,
And then our next talk, our next TED if you invite me will be why you should not carry a cell phone in your pocket. And this is what the young generation says. (Applause) And I just want to show you that I'm not just preaching, but I also practice. (Laughter) 4 am in the morning. (Laughter) You cannot use this picture. (Applause)
postoje i neke sporedne upotrebe. Zatim, naš sledeći TED govor, ako me pozovete biće zašto ne treba da nosite mobilni telefon u džepu. Evo šta kaže mlađa generacija. (Aplauz) Želim da vam pokažem da ne popujem samo, već i da praktikujem. (Smeh) Četiri ujutru. (Smeh) Nije vam dozvoljeno da koristite ovu sliku.
Now, I have some mini TED Prizes, this is the Philips Bodygroom, one for our leader. (Applause) Anybody feels threatened, anybody really need it? (Laughter) Any lady, any lady? Thank you very much. (Applause)
(Aplauz) E, sada, imam neke mini TED poklone. Ovo je Filipsov električni brijač, jedan za našeg lidera. (Aplauz) Neko se oseća ugroženo? Nekom stvarno treba? (Smeh) Neka dama, neka dama? Hvala vam.