We are going to talk today about the sequel of "Inconvenient Truth." It's time again to talk about "Inconvenient Truth," a truth that everyone is concerned about, but nobody is willing to talk about. Somebody has to take the lead, and I decided to do it. If you are scared by global warming, wait until we learn about local warming. We will talk today about local warming.
Danas ćemo razgovarati o nastavku Nezgodne istine. Opet je došlo vrijeme za razgovor o Nezgodnoj istini, istini koja brine svakoga, ali nitko nije spreman o njoj pričati. Netko mora preuzeti vodstvo, i odlučio sam to biti ja. Ako vas globalno zatopljenje plaši, čekajte dok ne saznamo o lokalnom zatopljenju. Danas ćemo pričati o lokalnom zatopljenju.
Important health message: blogging may be hazardous to your health, especially if you are a male. This message is given as a public service. Blogging affects your posture. We start with the posture. This is the posture of ladies who are not blogging; this is the posture of ladies who are blogging. (Laughter) This is the natural posture of a man sitting, squatting for ventilation purposes. (Laughter) And this is the natural posture of a standing man, and I think this picture inspired Chris to insert me into the lateral thinking session. This is male blogging posture sitting, and the result is, "For greater comfort, men naturally sit with their legs farther apart than women, when working on laptop. However, they will adopt a less natural posture in order to balance it on their laps, which resulted in a significant rise of body heat between their thighs." This is the issue of local warming. (Laughter)
Važna zdravstvena poruka: blogiranje bi moglo biti opasno po zdravlje, naročito ako ste muško. Ova poruka je upućena kao oblik javne usluge. Blogiranje djeluje na vaše držanje. Počet ćemo s držanjem. Ovo je držanje dama koje ne pišu blogove; ovo je držanje dama koje pišu blogove. (Smijeh) Ovo je prirodno držanje muškarca koji sjedi, čuči da bi tijelo moglo disati. (Smijeh) A ovo je prirodna poza čovjeka koji stoji. Mislim da je ova slika inspirirala Chrisa da me ubaci na predavanje o lateralnom razmišljanju. Ovo je držanje muškarca koji blogira sjedeći, a ishod je, "Radi veće udobnosti, muškarci prirodno sjede s nogama više raširenim od žena, kada rade na laptopu. Međutim, zauzet će manje prirodnu pozu kako bi laptop zadržali na svom krilu, što dovodi do značajnog porasta tjelesne temperature među njihovim butinama." Ovo je problem lokalnog zatopljenja. (Smijeh)
This is a very serious newspaper; it's Times of England -- very serious. This is a very -- (Laughter) -- gentlemen and ladies, be serious. This is a very serious research, that you should read the underline. And be careful, your genes are in danger. Will geeks become endangered species? The fact: population growth in countries with high laptop -- (Laughter) I need Hans Rosling to give me a graph. (Applause) Global warming fun. (Laughter) But let's keep things in proportion.
Ovo su vrlo ozbiljne novine, engleski Times -- vrlo ozbiljne. Ovo je vrlo -- (Smijeh) -- gospodo i dame, budite ozbiljni. Ovo je vrlo ozbiljno istraživanje, pa trebate pročitati podvučeno. I pazite, vaši su geni u opasnosti. Hoće li šmokljani postati ugrožena vrsta? Činjenica: porast stanovništva u zemljama s visokom laptop -- (Smijeh) Trebam Hansa Roslinga da mi napravi grafikon. (Pljesak) Zabava s globalnim zatopljenjem. (Smijeh) Ali zadržimo stvari u pravilnim omjerima.
How to take care in five easy steps: first of all, you can use natural ventilation. You can use body breath. You should stay cool with the appropriate clothing. You should care about your posture -- this is not right. Can you extract from Chris another minute and a half for me, because I have a video I have to show you. (Applause)
Kako riješiti problem u pet lakih koraka. Prvo, možete koristiti prirodnu ventilaciju. Možete koristiti disanje tijela. Trebate zadržati nižu temperaturu s odgovarajućom odjećom. Morate voditi brigu o svom držanju – ovo nije dobro. Možete li od Chrisa izvući još minutu i pol za mene, jer imam video koji vam moram pokazati. (Pljesak)
You are great. This is the correct posture. Another benefit of Wi-Fi, we learned yesterday about the benefits of Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi enables you to avoid the processor. And there are some enhanced protection measures, which I would like to share with you, and I would like, in a minute, to thank Philips for helping. This is a research which was done in '86, but it's still valid. Scrotal temperature reflects intratesticular temperature and is lowered by shaving.
Sjajni ste. Ovo je pravilno držanje. Još jedna prednost wifi tehnologije, jučer smo čuli o prednostima wifija. Wi-Fi vam omogućava da izbjegnete procesor. A postoje i neke bolje zaštitne mjere koje bih volio podijeliti s vama, i htio bih, za trenutak, zahvaliti Philipsu na pomoći. Ovo istraživanje je obavljeno '86-te, ali je još uvijek valjano. Skrotalna temperatura odražava temperaturu unutar testisa i smanjuje se brijanjem.
By the way, I must admit, my English is not so good, I didn't know what is scrotal; I understand it's a scrotum. I guess in plural it's scrotal, like medium and media. Digital scrotum, digital media. And only last year I recognized that I'm a proud scrotum owner. (Laughter)
Usput, moram priznati, moj engleski nije tako dobar, nisam znao što znači skrotalno; shvaćam da je riječ o skrotumu (mošnjama). Vjerujem da množina glasi skrotal, poput izraza medij i mediji. Digitalni skrotum, digitalni mediji. I tek sam lani shvatio da sam ponosni vlasnik skrotuma. (Smijeh)
And this research is being precipitated by the U.S. government, so you can see that your tax man is working for good causes.
Ovo istraživanje je požurivala vlada SAD-a, pa vidite da vaš poreznik radi za opće dobro.
Video: Man: The Philips Bodygroom has a sleek, ergonomic design for a safe and easy way to trim those scruffy underarm hairs, the untidy curls on and around your [bleep], as well as the hard to reach locks on the underside of your [bleep] and [bleep]. Once you use the Bodygroom, the world looks different. And so does your [bleep]. These days, with a hair-free back, well-groomed shoulders and an extra optical inch on my [bleep], well, let's just say life has gotten pretty darn cozy.
Video: Čovjek: Bodygroom marke Philips ima elegantan, ergonomski dizajn za sigurno i lako šišanje tih oštrih dlačica pod pazuhom, neurednih kovrča na i oko vašeg [biip], kao i nedohvatljivih uvojaka na donjoj strani vaših [biip] i [biip]. Korištenjem Bodygrooma, svijet izgleda drukčije. A također i vaš [biip]. Ovih dana, s leđima bez dlaka, njegovanim ramenima i optički dodatnim centimetrima na mom [biip], no, pa recimo tek da je život postao poprilično ugodan.
Yossi Vardi: This is one of the most popular viral advertisement of last year, known as the optical inch by Philips. Let's applaud Philips -- (Applause) -- for this gesture for humanity. And this is how they are promoting the product. This is -- I didn't touch it, this is original. Laptop use to solve overpopulation. And if everything failed, there are some secondary uses.
Yossi Vardi: Ovo je jedan od najpopularnijih muževnih oglasa u prošloj godini, poznat kao optički centimetri od Philipsa. Zaplješćimo Philipsu -- (Pljesak) -- za ovu humanu gestu. A evo kako reklamiraju proizvod. Ovo je -- nisam ga dotaknuo, ovo je original. Uporaba laptopa kao rješenje prenaseljenosti. A ako sve propadne, ima od njega i sekundarnih koristi.
And then our next talk, our next TED if you invite me will be why you should not carry a cell phone in your pocket. And this is what the young generation says. (Applause) And I just want to show you that I'm not just preaching, but I also practice. (Laughter) 4 am in the morning. (Laughter) You cannot use this picture. (Applause)
A naš će sljedeći govor, naš idući TED, ako me pozovete biti o tome zašto ne biste trebali nositi mobitel u džepu. A evo što kaže mladi naraštaj. (Pljesak) Samo vam želim pokazati da nisam od onih što samo propovijedaju, već i postupam u skladu s time. (Smijeh) 4 sata ujutro. (Smijeh) Ne možete koristiti ovu sliku. (Pljesak)
Now, I have some mini TED Prizes, this is the Philips Bodygroom, one for our leader. (Applause) Anybody feels threatened, anybody really need it? (Laughter) Any lady, any lady? Thank you very much. (Applause)
Sad, imam neke mini TED nagrade, ovo je Philips Bodygroom, za našeg lidera. (Pljesak) Osjeća li se netko ugroženo, treba li ga netko zaista? (Smijeh) Bilo koja dama, bilo koja dama? Hvala Vam lijepo. (Pljesak)