Okay, jeg vil vise jer et par billeder fra en meget underholdende afhandling i The Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine. Jeg vil vove mig ud på dybt vand her, og sige at det er den mest underholdende afhandling nogensinde udgivet i The Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine. Titlen er "Observations of In-Utero Masturbation." (Latter) Okay. På den venstre side kan man se hånden -- det er den store pil -- og penisen til højre. Hånden svæver. Og herovre har vi, med radiologen Israel Meisners ord, "Hånden holder penisen på en måde der minder om masturbations bevægelser." Husk på, dette var ultralyd, så det ville have været bevægende billeder.
Alright. I'm going to show you a couple of images from a very diverting paper in The Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine. I'm going to go way out on a limb and say that it is the most diverting paper ever published in The Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine. The title is "Observations of In-Utero Masturbation." (Laughter) Okay. Now on the left you can see the hand -- that's the big arrow -- and the penis on the right. The hand hovering. And over here we have, in the words of radiologist Israel Meisner, "The hand grasping the penis in a fashion resembling masturbation movements." Bear in mind this was an ultrasound, so it would have been moving images.
Orgasmer er en refleks af det autonome nervesystem. Nu er dette den del af nervesystemet der har at gøre med ting som vi ikke bevist kontrollerer, såsom fordøjelse, hjertefrekvens og seksuel ophidselse. Og orgasmerefleksen kan udløses af en overraskende bred vifte af input. Genital stimulation. Duh. Men Kinsey interviewede også en kvinde der kunne få en orgasme ved at nogen strøg hendes øjenbryn. Mennesker med skader på rygsøjlen, som mennesker der er ramt af paraplegi, quadriplegi, vil tit udvikle et meget, meget følsom område lige over stedet hvor skaden er, hvor det end er. Der er sådan noget som en knæorgasme i litteraturen.
Orgasm is a reflex of the autonomic nervous system. Now, this is the part of the nervous system that deals with the things that we don't consciously control, like digestion, heart rate and sexual arousal. And the orgasm reflex can be triggered by a surprisingly broad range of input. Genital stimulation. Duh. But also, Kinsey interviewed a woman who could be brought to orgasm by having someone stroke her eyebrow. People with spinal cord injuries, like paraplegias, quadriplegias, will often develop a very, very sensitive area right above the level of their injury, wherever that is. There is such a thing as a knee orgasm in the literature. I think the most curious one that I came across
Jeg tror det mest besynderlige som jeg opdagede var en sag om en kvinde der fik en orgasme hver gang hun børstede tænder. (Latter) Det var noget i hendes komplekse sanse-motoriske handling af at børste tænder der udløste orgasmen. Og hun tog til en neurolog der blev fascineret. Han kontrollerede om der var noget i tandpastaen, men nej -- det skete med alle mærker. De stimulerede hendes tandkød med en tandstik, for at se hvad der gjorde det. Nej. Det var hele, I ved, bevægelsen. Og det utrolige for mig er at nu skulle man tro at denne kvinde ville have fremragende mundhygiejne. (Latter) Desværre - dette stod i afhandlingen -- "Hun mente at hun var besat af dæmoner og skiftede til mundskylning som mund hygiejne." Det er så sørgeligt.
was a case report of a woman who had an orgasm every time she brushed her teeth. (Laughter) Something in the complex sensory-motor action of brushing her teeth was triggering orgasm. And she went to a neurologist, who was fascinated. He checked to see if it was something in the toothpaste, but no -- it happened with any brand. They stimulated her gums with a toothpick, to see if that was doing it. No. It was the whole, you know, motion. And the amazing thing to me is that you would think this woman would have excellent oral hygiene. (Laughter) Sadly -- this is what it said in the journal paper -- "She believed that she was possessed by demons and switched to mouthwash for her oral care." It's so sad.
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Jeg interviewede, da jeg arbejdede på min bog, interviewede jeg en kvinde der kan tænke sig selv til orgasme. Hun var en del af et studie ved Rutgers University. Det må man elske. Rutgers. Så jeg interviewede hende i Oakland, på en sushi restaurant. Og jeg sagde, "Så, kunne du gøre det lige her?" Og hun sagde, "Jo, men jeg vil hellere lige spise færdig, hvis det er i orden." (Latter) Men bagefter var hun så venlig at demonstrere det på en bænk udenfor. Det var bemærkelsesværdigt. Det tog cirka et minut. Og jeg sagde til hende, "Gør du bare det her hele tiden?" (Latter) Hun sagde, "Nej. Ærlig talt, når jeg kommer hjem er jeg tit for træt." (Latter) Hun sagde at sidste gang hun havde gjort det var på sporvognen i Disneyland.
When I was working on the book, I interviewed a woman who can think herself to orgasm. She was part of a study at Rutgers University. You've got to love that. Rutgers. So I interviewed her in Oakland, in a sushi restaurant. And I said, "So, could you do it right here?" And she said, "Yeah, but you know I'd rather finish my meal if you don't mind." (Laughter) But afterwards, she was kind enough to demonstrate on a bench outside. It was remarkable. It took about one minute. And I said to her, "Are you just doing this all the time?" (Laughter) She said, "No. Honestly, when I get home, I'm usually too tired." (Laughter) She said that the last time she had done it was on the Disneyland tram.
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Hovedkvarteret for orgasmer, ned ad rygsøjlen, er noget der hedder sakrale nerverod, som sidder heromme. Hvis man trigger, hvis man stimulerer med en elektrode, det præcise område, vil man udløse en orgasme. Og det er et faktum at man kan udløse rygmarvs reflekser hos døde mennesker -- en bestemt slags død person, et hjertebankende lig. Nu er dette nogen der er hjernedød, officielt død, helt sikkert væk, men holdes i live på en respirator, så deres organer bliver forsynet med ilt til transplantation. I en af disse hjernedøde mennesker, hvis man trigger det rette område, vil man se noget af og til. Dette er en refleks der hedder Lazarusrefleksen. Og dette er -- jeg vil demonstrere det så godt jeg kan, uden at være død. Det virker sådan her. Man trigger punktet. Den døde fyr, eller pige, gør .. sådan. Meget foruroligende for menesker der arbejder i patologi laboratorier.
The headquarters for orgasm, along the spinal nerve, is something called the sacral nerve root, which is back here. And if you trigger, if you stimulate with an electrode, the precise spot, you will trigger an orgasm. And it is a fact that you can trigger spinal reflexes in dead people -- a certain kind of dead person, a beating-heart cadaver. Now this is somebody who is brain-dead, legally dead, definitely checked out, but is being kept alive on a respirator, so that their organs will be oxygenated for transplantation. Now in one of these brain-dead people, if you trigger the right spot, you will see something every now and then. There is a reflex called the Lazarus reflex. And this is -- I'll demonstrate as best I can, not being dead. It's like this. You trigger the spot. The dead guy, or gal, goes... like that. Very unsettling for people working in pathology labs.
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Så hvis man kan udløse Lazarus effekten hos en død person, hvorfor ikke orgasmerefleksen? Jeg stillede spørgsmålet til en ekspert i hjernedødhed, Stephanie Mann, der var dum nok til at svare på mine emails. (Latter) Jeg sagde, "Så, man kunne muligvis udløse en orgasme hos en død person?" Hun sagde, "Ja, hvis den sakrale nerve bliver iltet, kunne man muligvis gøre det." Det ville selvsagt ikke være lige så sjovt for personen. Men det ville være en orgasme -- (Latter) ikke desto mindre. Jeg foreslog faktisk at -- der er en forsker ved University of Alabama der forsker i orgasmer. Jeg sagde til hende, "Du skulle udføre et eksperiment. Du ved? Man kan få lig når man arbejder ved et universitet." Jeg sagde, "Du burde virkelig gøre det." Hun sagde, "Man får det menneskelige forsøgspersons udvalg godkendelse til dette."
Now, if you can trigger the Lazarus reflex in a dead person, why not the orgasm reflex? I asked this question to a brain death expert, Stephanie Mann, who was foolish enough to return my emails. (Laughter) I said, "So, could you conceivably trigger an orgasm in a dead person?" She said, "Yes, if the sacral nerve is being oxygenated, you conceivably could." Obviously it wouldn't be as much fun for the person. But it would be an orgasm -- (Laughter) nonetheless. There is a researcher at the University of Alabama who does orgasm research. I said to her, "You should do an experiment. You know? You can get cadavers if you work at a university." I said, "You should actually do this." She said, "You get the human subjects review board approval for this one."
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Ifølge en ægteskabs manual forfatter fra 1930, Theodor van de Velde, kan der spores en lettere sæd duft i en kvindes ånde inden for den første time efter seksuelt samvær. Theodor van de Velde var noget af en sædkender. (Latter) Dette er en fyr der skriver en bog, "Ideal Marriage," I ved. Utrolig hetero fyr. Man han skrev i sin bog, "Ideal Marriage" -- han sagde at han kunne kende forskel på sæden fra en ung mand, som han sagde havde en frisk, opløftende duft, og sæden fra mere modne mænd, hvis sæd lugtede citat, "Bemærkelsesværdigt som blomsten fra en spansk kastanje. Nogle gange frisk blomstret, og så nogen gange ekstremt skarp."
According to 1930s marriage manual author, Theodoor van De Velde, a slight seminal odor can be detected on the breath of a woman within about an hour after sexual intercourse. Theodoor van De Velde was something of a semen connoisseur. (Laughter) This is a guy writing a book, "Ideal Marriage," you know. Very heavy hetero guy. But he wrote in this book, "Ideal Marriage" -- he said that he could differentiate between the semen of a young man, which he said had a fresh, exhilarating smell, and the semen of mature men, whose semen smelled, quote, "Remarkably like that of the flowers of the Spanish chestnut. Sometimes quite freshly floral, and then again sometimes extremely pungent."
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Okay. I 1999, i staten Israel, fik en mand hikke. Og dette var en af de tilfælde der forsatte og fortsatte. Han havde prøvet alt hans venner foreslog. Intet lod til at hjælpe. Dage gik. På et tidspunkt, manden, stadigt hikkende, havde han sex med sin kone. Og tænk engang, hikken forsvandt. Han fortalte det til sin læge, der udgav en rapport i en canadisk medicinsk journal med titlen, "Sexual Intercourse as a Potential Treatment for Intractable Hiccups." Jeg elsker denne artikel, fordi de på et tidspunkt foreslog at single folk med hikke kunne prøve at masturbere. (Latter) Jeg elsker det fordi der er bare en hel demografi: single mennesker med hikke. (Latter) Gifte, singler,single mennesker med hikke.
Okay. In 1999, in the state of Israel, a man began hiccupping. And this was one of those cases that went on and on. He tried everything his friends suggested. Nothing seemed to help. Days went by. At a certain point, the man, still hiccupping, had sex with his wife. And lo and behold, the hiccups went away. He told his doctor, who published a case report in a Canadian medical journal under the title, "Sexual Intercourse as a Potential Treatment for Intractable Hiccups." I love this article because at a certain point they suggested that unattached hiccuppers could try masturbation. (Laughter) I love that because there is like a whole demographic: unattached hiccuppers. (Laughter) Married, single, unattached hiccupper.
I 1900'erne og tidlige 1900'er gynækologer, mange gynækologer mente at når en kvinde fik en orgasme skal sammentrækingerne suge sæden op gennem livmoderhalsen og på en måde aflevere det virkelig hurtigt til ægget, derved forhøje oddsene for undfangelse. Det hed "upsuck" teorien. (Latter) Hvis vi går helt tilbage til Hippocrates, troede fysikere på at orgasmen i kvinden ikke kun var behjælpelige med undfangelsen, men nødvendige. Lægerne dengang fortalte mænd jævnligt om vigtigheden af at glæde deres kone. Ægteskabsmanual forfatteren og sæd snifferen Theodor van de Velde -- (Latter) har en linje i sin bog. Jeg elskede denne fyr. Jeg fik en masse gode ting ud af Theodor van de Velde. Han havde en linje i sin bog der efter sigende kommer fra det habsburgske monarki, hvor der var en herskerinde Maria Theresa, der havde problemer med at undfange. Og tilsyneladende sagde lægen ved det royale hof til hende, "Jeg er af den mening at deres meste hellige majestæts vulva bør pirres i noget tid inden samlejet." (Latter) Det er åbenbart, jeg ved det ikke, skrevet ned et eller andet sted.
In the 1900s, early 1900s, a lot of gynecologists believed that when a woman has an orgasm, the contractions serve to suck the semen up through the cervix and sort of deliver it really quickly to the egg, thereby upping the odds of conception. It was called the "upsuck" theory. (Laughter) If you go all the way back to Hippocrates, physicians believed that orgasm in women was not just helpful for conception, but necessary. Doctors back then were routinely telling men the importance of pleasuring their wives. Marriage-manual author and semen-sniffer Theodoor van De Velde -- (Laughter) has a line in his book. I loved this guy. I got a lot of mileage out of Theodoor van De Velde. He had this line in his book that supposedly comes from the Habsburg Monarchy, where there was an empress Maria Theresa, who was having trouble conceiving. And apparently the royal court physician said to her, "I am of the opinion that the vulva of your most sacred majesty be titillated for some time prior to intercourse." (Laughter) It's apparently, I don't know, on the record somewhere.
Masters og Johnson: nu går vi frem til 1950'erne. Masters og Johnson var skeptikere overfor "upsuck" teorien hvilket også er virkelig sjovt at sige. De troede ikke på det. Og de besluttede, værende Masters og Johnson, at de ville nå til bunds i det. De bragte kvinder ind i laboratoriet -- jeg mener det var fem kvinder -- og udstyrede dem med hætter i livmoderhalsen der indeholdt kunstigt sæd. Og i den kunstige sæd var der en radio-uigennemsigtig substans, så den ville vise sig på et røntgenbillede. Dette er 1950'erne. I hvert fald satte disse kvinder sig foran en røntgenmaskine. Og de masturberede. Og Masters og Johnson kiggede efter om sæden blev suget op. De fandt ikke nogen beviser på "upsuck" teorien. I undrer jer måske over, "Hvordan laver man kunstig sæd?" (Latter) Jeg har et svar til jer. Jeg har to svar. Man kan bruge mel og vand, eller majsmel og vand. Jeg fandt faktisk tre forskellige opskrifter i litteraturen. (Latter) Min favorit er den der siger -- I ved, der har ingredienserne på en liste, og i en opskrift vil der så stå, for eksempel, "Mængde: to dusin cupcakes." På denne stod der, "Mængde: en udløsning."
Masters and Johnson: now we're moving forward to the 1950s. Masters and Johnson were upsuck skeptics, which is also really fun to say. They didn't buy it. And they decided, being Masters and Johnson, that they would get to the bottom of it. They brought women into the lab -- I think it was five women -- and outfitted them with cervical caps containing artificial semen. And in the artificial semen was a radio-opaque substance, such that it would show up on an X-ray. This is the 1950s. Anyway, these women sat in front of an X-ray device. And they masturbated. And Masters and Johnson looked to see if the semen was being sucked up. Did not find any evidence of upsuck. You may be wondering, "How do you make artificial semen?" (Laughter) I have an answer for you. I have two answers. You can use flour and water, or cornstarch and water. I actually found three separate recipes in the literature. (Laughter) My favorite being the one that says -- you know, they have the ingredients listed, and then in a recipe it will say, for example, "Yield: two dozen cupcakes." This one said, "Yield: one ejaculate."
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Der er en anden måde hvorpå en orgasme kan booste fertiliteten. Denne involverer mænd. Sæd der sidder rundt om i kroppen i en uge eller mere begynder at udvikle abnormaliteter der gør dem mindre effektive til at headbange deres vej ind til ægget. Den britiske sexolog Roy Levin har spekuleret over at dette måske er grunden til at mænd udviklede sig til at være så entusiastiske og hyppige onanister. Han sagde, "Hvis jeg bliver ved med at masturbere bliver der lavet frisk sæd." Hvilket jeg synes var en interessant ide, teori. Så nu har I en evolutionær undskyldning.
There's another way that orgasm might boost fertility. This one involves men. Sperm that sit around in the body for a week or more start to develop abnormalities that make them less effective at head-banging their way into the egg. British sexologist Roy Levin has speculated that this is perhaps why men evolved to be such enthusiastic and frequent masturbators. He said, "If I keep tossing myself off I get fresh sperm being made." Which I thought was an interesting idea, theory. So now you have an evolutionary excuse. (Laughter)
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All righty. There is considerable evidence for upsuck in the animal kingdom --
Okay. Der er en anseelig mængde bevis på "upsuck" teorien i dyreriget -- grise, for eksempel. I Danmark, fandt Danish National Committee for Pig Production ud af at hvis man stimulerer en so seksuelt mens man inseminerer hende, vil man se en seks procent forøgelse i fare mængden, hvilket er antallet af grislinger der produceres. Så de fandt på denne plan, denne fem punkts stimulerings plan for soerne. Og de fik bønderne -- der er plakatter som de hænger op i laden, og de har en DVD. Og jeg fik en kopi af denne DVD. (Latter) Dette er min afsløring, fordi jeg vil vise jer et klip.
pigs, for instance. In Denmark, the Danish National Committee for Pig Production found out that if you sexually stimulate a sow while you artificially inseminate her, you will see a six-percent increase in the farrowing rate, which is the number of piglets produced. So they came up with this five-point stimulation plan for the sows. There is posters they put in the barn, and they have a DVD. And I got a copy of this DVD. (Laughter) This is my unveiling, because I am going to show you a clip.
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Så uh, okay. Nu går vi her ind til -- la la la, afsted på arbejde. Det ser alt sammen meget uskyldigt ud. Han kommer til at gøre ting med sine hænder hvor ornen ville bruge sin snude, i mangel på hænder. Okay. (Latter) Her er det. Ornen har et meget mærkelig repertoire af bejlen. (Latter) Dette er for at efterligne ornens vægt. (Latter) I bør vide, grisens klitoris, inde i vagina. Så dette må være en slags kilden for hende. Sådan. (Latter)
So, okay. Now, here we go, la la la, off to work. It all looks very innocent. He's going to be doing things with his hands that the boar would use his snout, lacking hands. Okay. (Laughter) This is it. The boar has a very odd courtship repertoire. (Laughter) This is to mimic the weight of the boar. (Laughter) You should know, the clitoris of the pig is inside the vagina. So this may be sort of titillating for her. Here we go.
Og det glædelige resultat. (Bifald) Jeg elsker denne video. Der er et punkt i denne video, i begyndelsen hvor de zoomer in for et close up af hans hånd med vielsesringen, for ligesom at sige, "Det er okay, det er bare hans arbejde. Han kan virkelig godt lide kvinder."
(Laughter) And the happy result. (Applause) I love this video. There is a point in this video, towards the beginning, where they zoom in for a close up of his hand with his wedding ring, as if to say, "It's okay, it's just his job.
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Okay. Nu sagde jeg -- da jeg var i Danmark, hed min vært Anne Marie. Og jeg sagde, "Hvorfor stimulerer I ikke bare grisens klitoris? Hvorfor får I ikke bønderne til at gøre det? Det er ikke et af jeres fem skridt." Hun sagde -- jeg bliver nød til at læse det for jer hvad hun sagde, fordi jeg elsker det. Hun sagde, "Det var en stor hurdle bare for at få bønderne til at røre dem under vulva. Så vi tænkte, lad os ikke nævne klitorisen lige nu." (Latter) Generte, men ambitiøse svinebønder, derimod, kan købe en -- dette er sandt -- en so vibrator, der hænger på sæd fodrings slangen for at vibrere. Fordi, som jeg nævnte, er klitoris inde i vaginaen. Så muligvis, I ved, en smule mere ophidsende end det ser ud. Og jeg sagde også til hende, "Disse soer. Jeg mener, du har måske lagt mærke til der, Soen ser ikke ud til at være hengivet i glæde." Og hun sagde, man kan ikke lave den konklusion, fordi dyr ikke registrerer smerte eller glæde i deres ansigt på samme måde som vi gør. De har en tendens til -- grise, for eksempel, er mere ligesom hunde. De bruger den øverste halvdel af deres ansigt; ørerne er meget udtryksfulde. Så man er ikke helt sikker på hvad der sker med grisen.
Okay. When I was in Denmark, my host was named Anne Marie. And I said, "So why don't you just stimulate the clitoris of the pig? Why don't you have the farmers do that? That's not one of your five steps." I have to read you what she said, because I love it. She said, "It was a big hurdle just to get farmers to touch underneath the vulva. So we thought, let's not mention the clitoris right now." (Laughter) Shy but ambitious pig farmers, however, can purchase a -- this is true -- a sow vibrator, that hangs on the sperm feeder tube to vibrate. Because, as I mentioned, the clitoris is inside the vagina. So possibly, you know, a little more arousing than it looks. And I also said to her, "Now, these sows. I mean, you may have noticed there. The sow doesn't look to be in the throes of ecstasy." And she said, you can't make that conclusion, because animals don't register pain or pleasure on their faces in the same way that we do. Pigs, for example, are more like dogs. They use the upper half of the face; the ears are very expressive. So you're not really sure what's going on with the pig.
Primater, på den anden side, vi bruger vores mund mere. Dette er udløsnings ansigtet af en stumphalet makak. (Latter) Og, interessant nok, er dette blevet observeret i hun makaker, men kun når de bestiger en anden hun.
Primates, on the other hand, we use our mouths more. This is the ejaculation face of the stump-tailed macaque. (Laughter) And, interestingly, this has been observed in female macaques, but only when mounting another female.
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Masters og Johnson, i 1950'erne, besluttede, okay, vi skal regne hele den menneskelige seksuelle respons system ud, fra opstemthed, hele vejen gennem orgasme, hos mænd og kvinder -- alt der sker i den menneskelige krop. Okay, hos kvinder, sker der en hel masse indeni. Dette holdte ikke Masters og Johnson tilbage. De udviklede en kunstig samlejemaskine. Dette er dybest set et penis kamera på en motor. Der er en fallos, gennemsigtig akryl fallos, med et kamera og en lyskilde, sat fast på en motor der mere eller mindre bevæger sig sådan her. Og kvinden havde sex med den. Det er det de gjorde. Temmelig utroligt. Desværre, er dette apparat blevet skilt ad. Det piner mig, ikke fordi jeg vil bruge den -- jeg ville se den.
Masters and Johnson. In the 1950s, they decided, okay, we're going to figure out the entire human sexual response cycle, from arousal, all the way through orgasm, in men and women -- everything that happens in the human body. Okay, with women, a lot of this is happening inside. This did not stop Masters and Johnson. They developed an artificial coition machine. This is basically a penis camera on a motor. There is a phallus, clear acrylic phallus, with a camera and a light source, attached to a motor that is kind of going like this. And the woman would have sex with it. That is what they would do. Pretty amazing. Sadly, this device has been dismantled. This just kills me, not because I wanted to use it -- I wanted to see it.
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En fin dag besluttede Alfred Kinsey at udregne den gennemsnitlige afstand som udløst sæd rejser. Dette var ikke indholdsløs nysgerrighed. Doktor Kinsey havde hørt -- og der cirkulerede en teori på det tidspunkt, dette var i starten af 1940'erne -- at den kraft hvormed sæd blev kastet imod livmoderhalsen var en faktor for fertiliteten. Kinsey mente det var sludder, så han begyndte at arbejde med det. Han samlede 300 mænd i sit laboratorie, et målebånd, og et filmkamera. (Latter) Og faktisk fandt han at hos tre fjerdedele af mændene spildte stadset mere eller mindre ud. Det blev ikke sprøjtet eller kastet eller skudt ud under stort pres. Dog landede rekordholderen lige inden 2,5 meter mærket, hvilket er imponerende. (Latter) (Bifald) Ja. Præcis. (Latter) Desværre, er han anonym. Hans navn er ikke nævnt.
One fine day, Alfred Kinsey decided to calculate the average distance traveled by ejaculated semen. This was not idle curiosity. Doctor Kinsey had heard -- and there was a theory going around at the time, this being the 1940s -- that the force with which semen is thrown against the cervix was a factor in fertility. Kinsey thought it was bunk, so he got to work. He got together in his lab 300 men, a measuring tape, and a movie camera. (Laughter) And in fact, he found that in three quarters of the men the stuff just kind of slopped out. It wasn't spurted or thrown or ejected under great force. However, the record holder landed just shy of the eight-foot mark, which is impressive. (Laughter) (Applause) Yes. Exactly. (Laughter) Sadly, he's anonymous. His name is not mentioned.
I sin anmeldelse, i sin anmeldelse af hans eksperiment i sin bog, skrev Kinsey, "To lagener blev lagt ned for at beskytte de orientalske tæpper." (Latter) Hvilket er min anden yndlingslinje i hele hele Alfred Kinseys værk. Min yndlings værende, "Spredte oste krummer for et kopulerende par mus vil distrahere hunnen, men ikke hannen."
(Laughter) In his write-up of this experiment in his book, Kinsey wrote, "Two sheets were laid down to protect the oriental carpets." (Laughter) Which is my second favorite line in the entire oeuvre of Alfred Kinsey. My favorite being, "Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats will distract the female, but not the male."
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Mange tak.
Thank you very much.
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Tak!
Thanks!