Molt bé. Us mostraré un parell d'imatges d'un article molt entretingut del Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine. M'aventuraré a dir que és l'article més entretingut mai publicat al Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine. Es titula "Observacions de la masturbació intrauterina" (Rialles) Bé. A l'esquerra hi podeu veure la mà. És la fletxa grossa. I el penis a la dreta. La mà passa per sobre. I aquí hi tenim, en paraules del radiòleg Israel Meisner: "la mà agafa el penis de manera que recorda el moviment de la masturbació." Penseu que això era una ecografia. O sigui que eren imatges en moviment.
Alright. I'm going to show you a couple of images from a very diverting paper in The Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine. I'm going to go way out on a limb and say that it is the most diverting paper ever published in The Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine. The title is "Observations of In-Utero Masturbation." (Laughter) Okay. Now on the left you can see the hand -- that's the big arrow -- and the penis on the right. The hand hovering. And over here we have, in the words of radiologist Israel Meisner, "The hand grasping the penis in a fashion resembling masturbation movements." Bear in mind this was an ultrasound, so it would have been moving images.
L'orgasme és un reflex del sistema nerviós autònom. És la part del sistema nerviós que s'ocupa de les coses que no controlem conscientment. Com ara la digestió, el ritme cardíac, l'excitació sexual. 2. NO CALEN ELS GENITALS. I el reflex de l'orgasme es pot donar per una varietat sorprenentment àmplia d'estímuls. Estimulació genital. Esclar. Però Kinsey també va entrevistar una dona que podia arribar a l'orgasme si li acariciaven la cella. Les persones amb lesions de medul·la espinal, paraplegies o tetraplegies, sovint desenvolupen una zona molt i molt sensible just per sobre del nivell de la seva lesió. Sigui on sigui. Està documentat l'orgasme de genoll.
Orgasm is a reflex of the autonomic nervous system. Now, this is the part of the nervous system that deals with the things that we don't consciously control, like digestion, heart rate and sexual arousal. And the orgasm reflex can be triggered by a surprisingly broad range of input. Genital stimulation. Duh. But also, Kinsey interviewed a woman who could be brought to orgasm by having someone stroke her eyebrow. People with spinal cord injuries, like paraplegias, quadriplegias, will often develop a very, very sensitive area right above the level of their injury, wherever that is. There is such a thing as a knee orgasm in the literature. I think the most curious one that I came across
Crec que el més curiós que m'he trobat era el cas d'una dona que tenia un orgasme cada cop que es rentava les dents. (Rialles) Hi havia alguna cosa en l'acció sensora-motora complexa de rentar-se les dents que li desencadenava l'orgasme. Es va fer visitar per un neuròleg que estava fascinat. Va mirar que no fos per la pasta de dents. Però no, li passava amb qualsevol marca. Li van estimular les genives amb un escuradents, per veure si era això. No. Era pel conjunt de moviments. El que em sorprèn més és que em semblaria normal que aquesta dona tingués una higiene bucal perfecta. (Rialles) Per desgràcia, tal com havia declarat per a l'article: "Creia que estava posseïda per dimonis i va canviar el raspallat per col·lutoris." És tristíssim.
was a case report of a woman who had an orgasm every time she brushed her teeth. (Laughter) Something in the complex sensory-motor action of brushing her teeth was triggering orgasm. And she went to a neurologist, who was fascinated. He checked to see if it was something in the toothpaste, but no -- it happened with any brand. They stimulated her gums with a toothpick, to see if that was doing it. No. It was the whole, you know, motion. And the amazing thing to me is that you would think this woman would have excellent oral hygiene. (Laughter) Sadly -- this is what it said in the journal paper -- "She believed that she was possessed by demons and switched to mouthwash for her oral care." It's so sad.
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Vaig entrevistar, quan preparava el llibre, vaig entrevistar una dona que arriba a l'orgasme amb el pensament. Formava part d'un estudi de la Rutgers University. M'encanta com sona. Rutgers. Doncs la vaig entrevistar a Oakland, en un restaurant de sushi. I li dic: "Ho podries fer aquí mateix?" I em diu: "Sí, però prefereixo acabar de dinar, si no t'importa." (Rialles) Però després va ser tan amable de demostrar-m'ho en un banc del carrer. Era ben notable. Li va costar un minut. I li vaig dir: "I ho fas constantment?" (Rialles) I em diu: "No. Sincerament, arribo a casa massa cansada." (Rialles) Em va dir que l'últim cop ho havia fet al tramvia de Disneylàndia.
When I was working on the book, I interviewed a woman who can think herself to orgasm. She was part of a study at Rutgers University. You've got to love that. Rutgers. So I interviewed her in Oakland, in a sushi restaurant. And I said, "So, could you do it right here?" And she said, "Yeah, but you know I'd rather finish my meal if you don't mind." (Laughter) But afterwards, she was kind enough to demonstrate on a bench outside. It was remarkable. It took about one minute. And I said to her, "Are you just doing this all the time?" (Laughter) She said, "No. Honestly, when I get home, I'm usually too tired." (Laughter) She said that the last time she had done it was on the Disneyland tram.
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La central de l'orgasme, en el nervi espinal, està en l'anomenada arrel del nervi sacre. Que queda per aquí. I si desencadeneu, si estimuleu amb un elèctrode el punt just, es desencadena un orgasme. 3. ELS MORTS EN PODEN TENIR. Està demostrat que es poden fer saltar reflexos espinals en persones mortes. En certs morts, cadàvers amb el cor que batega. Es tracta de persones amb mort cerebral, legalment mortes, tot ben mirat, però que es mantenen en respiració artificial, perquè els òrgans estiguin oxigenats per a trasplantaments. En una d'aquestes persones amb mort cerebral, si se'ls estimula el lloc exacte, de tant en tant es veu una cosa. Hi ha un reflex anomenat reflex de Llàtzer. I és, miraré de fer-ho tan bé com pugui, estant viva. És així. Es toca el punt. El mort, o la morta fa... així. Molt inquietant per a la gent dels laboratoris patològics.
The headquarters for orgasm, along the spinal nerve, is something called the sacral nerve root, which is back here. And if you trigger, if you stimulate with an electrode, the precise spot, you will trigger an orgasm. And it is a fact that you can trigger spinal reflexes in dead people -- a certain kind of dead person, a beating-heart cadaver. Now this is somebody who is brain-dead, legally dead, definitely checked out, but is being kept alive on a respirator, so that their organs will be oxygenated for transplantation. Now in one of these brain-dead people, if you trigger the right spot, you will see something every now and then. There is a reflex called the Lazarus reflex. And this is -- I'll demonstrate as best I can, not being dead. It's like this. You trigger the spot. The dead guy, or gal, goes... like that. Very unsettling for people working in pathology labs.
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Si es pot desencadenar el reflex de Llàtzer en un mort, per què no el reflex de l'orgasme? Vaig fer aquesta pregunta a una experta en mort cerebral, Stephanie Mann, que va cometre l'error de respondre als meus emails. (Rialles) Li vaig dir: "Doncs, en principi es pot donar un orgasme en una persona morta?" I em va contestar: "Sí, si el nervi sacre està oxigenat. En principi, es podria." Òbviament, la persona no s'ho passaria bé. Però seria un orgasme... (Rialles) al cap i a la fi. De fet vaig suggerir... Hi ha una investigadora a la Universitat d'Alabama que fa recerca sobre l'orgasme. Li vaig dir: "Hauries de fer un experiment. Oi? Pots accedir a cadàvers, treballant a la universitat. Li dic: "Ho hauries de fer, de debò." I em va contestar: "L'aprovació de la junta l'aconsegueixes tu!"
Now, if you can trigger the Lazarus reflex in a dead person, why not the orgasm reflex? I asked this question to a brain death expert, Stephanie Mann, who was foolish enough to return my emails. (Laughter) I said, "So, could you conceivably trigger an orgasm in a dead person?" She said, "Yes, if the sacral nerve is being oxygenated, you conceivably could." Obviously it wouldn't be as much fun for the person. But it would be an orgasm -- (Laughter) nonetheless. There is a researcher at the University of Alabama who does orgasm research. I said to her, "You should do an experiment. You know? You can get cadavers if you work at a university." I said, "You should actually do this." She said, "You get the human subjects review board approval for this one."
(Rialles) 4. L'ORGASME POT DONAR MAL ALÈ
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Segons l'autor d'un manual matrimonial dels anys 30, Theodoor Van de Velde, es pot detectar una lleugera olor seminal a l'alè de la dona passada una hora de la relació sexual. Theodoor Van de Velde era un conoisseur del semen. (Rialles) Parlem d'un paio que ha escrit el llibre "Matrimoni ideal". Un heterosexual convençut. Però al seu llibre "Matrimoni ideal" deia que sabia diferenciar entre el semen d'un home jove, que segons ell té una olor fresca, tonificant, i el semen dels homes madurs, que fa una olor, segons ell, "notablement semblant a les flors de la noguera espanyola. De vegades fresca i floral, i altres vegades extremament agre."
According to 1930s marriage manual author, Theodoor van De Velde, a slight seminal odor can be detected on the breath of a woman within about an hour after sexual intercourse. Theodoor van De Velde was something of a semen connoisseur. (Laughter) This is a guy writing a book, "Ideal Marriage," you know. Very heavy hetero guy. But he wrote in this book, "Ideal Marriage" -- he said that he could differentiate between the semen of a young man, which he said had a fresh, exhilarating smell, and the semen of mature men, whose semen smelled, quote, "Remarkably like that of the flowers of the Spanish chestnut. Sometimes quite freshly floral, and then again sometimes extremely pungent."
5. I CURA EL SINGLOT (Rialles)
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D'acord. El 1999, a l'estat d'Israel, un home va comencar a tenir singlot. Era un cas d'aquests que el singlot no s'acaba. Havia provat tot el que li suggerien els amics. No hi havia res a fer. Passaven els dies. Al final l'home, encara amb singlot, va fer sexe amb la seva dona. I inesperadament, el singlot se li va aturar. Ho va explicar al seu metge, que va publicar un informe del cas en una revista mèdica canadenca, amb el títol: "Relacions sexuals com a tractament potencial del singlot intractable." M'encanta aquest article quan suggereix que els singlotadors sense parella provin la masturbació. (Rialles) M'encanta perquè hi ha tot un grup demogràfic. Singlotadors sense parella. (Rialles) Casats. Solters. Singlotadors sense parella.
Okay. In 1999, in the state of Israel, a man began hiccupping. And this was one of those cases that went on and on. He tried everything his friends suggested. Nothing seemed to help. Days went by. At a certain point, the man, still hiccupping, had sex with his wife. And lo and behold, the hiccups went away. He told his doctor, who published a case report in a Canadian medical journal under the title, "Sexual Intercourse as a Potential Treatment for Intractable Hiccups." I love this article because at a certain point they suggested that unattached hiccuppers could try masturbation. (Laughter) I love that because there is like a whole demographic: unattached hiccuppers. (Laughter) Married, single, unattached hiccupper.
6. ELS METGES EL RECEPTAVEN PER A LA FERTILITAT. Cap al 1900, a principis del segle XX, molts ginecòlegs creien que, quan una dona té un orgasme, les contraccions serveixen per succionar el semen per la cèrvix com per fer-lo arribar més de pressa a l'òvul. Així augmentarien les possibilitats de concebre. S'anomenava teoria de la "succió". (Rialles) Si ens remuntem a Hipòcrates, els metges creien que l'orgasme de les dones no era només útil per a la concepció, sinó necessari. Els metges d'aleshores alliçonaven els homes sobre la importància de donar plaer a la seva dona. L'autor del manual sobre matrimoni, i ensumador de semen, Theodoor Van de Velde, (Rialles) té una frase al seu llibre. M'encanta aquest home. Theodoor Van de Velde em dóna molt de joc. Té una frase al llibre, que suposadament prové del regnat dels Habsburg. L'emperadriu Maria Teresa, que tenia problemes per quedar en estat. I sembla que el metge reial li va dir: "Sóc del parer que la vulva de la vostra sagrada majestat s'hauria d'estimular una mica abans de la relació." (Rialles) Sembla que, no sé, consta per escrit en algun lloc.
In the 1900s, early 1900s, a lot of gynecologists believed that when a woman has an orgasm, the contractions serve to suck the semen up through the cervix and sort of deliver it really quickly to the egg, thereby upping the odds of conception. It was called the "upsuck" theory. (Laughter) If you go all the way back to Hippocrates, physicians believed that orgasm in women was not just helpful for conception, but necessary. Doctors back then were routinely telling men the importance of pleasuring their wives. Marriage-manual author and semen-sniffer Theodoor van De Velde -- (Laughter) has a line in his book. I loved this guy. I got a lot of mileage out of Theodoor van De Velde. He had this line in his book that supposedly comes from the Habsburg Monarchy, where there was an empress Maria Theresa, who was having trouble conceiving. And apparently the royal court physician said to her, "I am of the opinion that the vulva of your most sacred majesty be titillated for some time prior to intercourse." (Laughter) It's apparently, I don't know, on the record somewhere.
Masters i Johnson; ara avancem fins als anys 50. Masters i Johnson eren escèptics sobre la succió. Que també fa gràcia, l'expressió. No s'ho empassaven. Van decidir, com és digne de Masters i Johnson, que arribarien fins al fons de la qüestió. Van fer venir dones al laboratori. Crec que van ser cinc dones. I els van posar uns caputxons cervicals que contenien semen artificial. El semen artificial contenia una substància ràdioopaca de manera que es veia en una radiografia. Parlem de mitjans dels 50. Doncs aquestes dones es van asseure a l'aparell de raigs X. I es van masturbar. Masters i Johnson van observar per veure si el semen se succionava cap amunt. No van trobar cap evidència de succió. Potser us esteu preguntant: "Com es fa el semen artificial?" (Rialles) Us tinc una resposta. Tinc dues respostes. Es pot fer servir farina i aigua, o bé midó i aigua. He trobat tres receptes diferents a la literatura mèdica. (Rialles) La meva preferida és una que diu, bé, té una llista d'ingredients, i normalment les receptes diuen, per exemple: "Surten: 24 magdalenes" Aquesta deia "Surt: una ejaculació".
Masters and Johnson: now we're moving forward to the 1950s. Masters and Johnson were upsuck skeptics, which is also really fun to say. They didn't buy it. And they decided, being Masters and Johnson, that they would get to the bottom of it. They brought women into the lab -- I think it was five women -- and outfitted them with cervical caps containing artificial semen. And in the artificial semen was a radio-opaque substance, such that it would show up on an X-ray. This is the 1950s. Anyway, these women sat in front of an X-ray device. And they masturbated. And Masters and Johnson looked to see if the semen was being sucked up. Did not find any evidence of upsuck. You may be wondering, "How do you make artificial semen?" (Laughter) I have an answer for you. I have two answers. You can use flour and water, or cornstarch and water. I actually found three separate recipes in the literature. (Laughter) My favorite being the one that says -- you know, they have the ingredients listed, and then in a recipe it will say, for example, "Yield: two dozen cupcakes." This one said, "Yield: one ejaculate."
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Hi ha una altra manera en què l'orgasme potencia la fertilitat. Aquesta implica els homes. L'esperma que porta una setmana o més dins del cos comença a desenvolupar anormalitats que el fan menys efectiu a l'hora d'arribar de pressa a l'òvul. El sexòleg britànic Roy Levin ha especulat que potser per això els homes han evolucionat per masturbar-se amb tant d'entusiasme i freqüència. Diu: "Mentre em continuï tocant, vaig produint esperma fresc." Em va semblar una idea interessant, com a teoria. Ja teniu una excusa darwiniana.
There's another way that orgasm might boost fertility. This one involves men. Sperm that sit around in the body for a week or more start to develop abnormalities that make them less effective at head-banging their way into the egg. British sexologist Roy Levin has speculated that this is perhaps why men evolved to be such enthusiastic and frequent masturbators. He said, "If I keep tossing myself off I get fresh sperm being made." Which I thought was an interesting idea, theory. So now you have an evolutionary excuse. (Laughter)
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Bé. 6. ELS METGES EL RECEPTAVEN PER A LA FERTILITAT
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7. ELS GRANGERS DE PORCS ENCARA HI CREUEN (Rialles)
All righty. There is considerable evidence for upsuck in the animal kingdom --
Molt bé. Hi ha força evidències de succió al regne animal. Els porcs, per exemple. A Dinamarca, el Comitè Nacional Danès de Producció Porcina ha descobert que si s'estimula sexualment una truja quan se l'insemina artificialment, hi ha un 6% d'augment en la taxa de cria, que és el nombre de porquets nascuts. Se'ls va ocórrer aquest pla. Un pla d'estimulació en 5 punts per a les truges. Els grangers tenen uns pòsters penjats a l'estable, i els donen un DVD. Tinc una còpia d'aquest DVD. (Rialles) Ara el presentaré. Us posaré un fragment del DVD.
pigs, for instance. In Denmark, the Danish National Committee for Pig Production found out that if you sexually stimulate a sow while you artificially inseminate her, you will see a six-percent increase in the farrowing rate, which is the number of piglets produced. So they came up with this five-point stimulation plan for the sows. There is posters they put in the barn, and they have a DVD. And I got a copy of this DVD. (Laughter) This is my unveiling, because I am going to show you a clip.
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Molt bé, doncs. Aquí teniu com... la, la, la... cap a la feina. Tot molt innocent. Ha de fer coses amb les mans que el porc faria amb el morro, donat que no té mans. (Rialles) És això. El verro té un repertori de festeig molt estrany, (Rialles) Això és per imitar el pes del verro. (Rialles) Heu de saber que el clítoris de la truja és a dins la vagina. Això li pot resultar agradable. Som-hi, doncs. (Rialles)
So, okay. Now, here we go, la la la, off to work. It all looks very innocent. He's going to be doing things with his hands that the boar would use his snout, lacking hands. Okay. (Laughter) This is it. The boar has a very odd courtship repertoire. (Laughter) This is to mimic the weight of the boar. (Laughter) You should know, the clitoris of the pig is inside the vagina. So this may be sort of titillating for her. Here we go.
El feliç desenllaç. (Aplaudiments) M'encanta aquest vídeo. En un moment del vídeo, cap al començament quan s'acosten a fer un primer pla de la mà amb l'anell de casat, com volent dir: "No passa res, és la seva feina. Li agraden les dones."
(Laughter) And the happy result. (Applause) I love this video. There is a point in this video, towards the beginning, where they zoom in for a close up of his hand with his wedding ring, as if to say, "It's okay, it's just his job.
(Rialles) 8. LES FEMELLES GAUDEIXEN MÉS DEL QUE US PENSEU
He really does like women."
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Bé. Ja us he dit que, quan era a Dinamarca, la meva amfitriona es deia Anne Marie. Jo li deia: "Per què no li estimuleu el clítoris i prou?" Per què no fan això, els grangers? No es cap dels vostres 5 passos." Em va contestar: "Us llegiré el que em va dir, perquè m'encanta." Diu: "Va ser un gran entrebanc aconseguir que els grangers toquessin per sota la vulva. Vam pensar que era millor no parlar del clítoris de moment." (Rialles) Els grangers tímids però ambiciosos, poden comprar (de debò!) un vibrador per a truges, que es penja al tub de l'esperma i el fa vibrar. Perquè, com ja he dit, el clítoris és a l'interior de la vagina. Segurament, doncs, una mica més excitant del que sembla. També li vaig dir: "Aquestes truges... Ja us deveu haver adonat que les truges no sembla que gaudeixin un gran èxtasi." I em diu: "No es pot treure aquesta conclusió." Perquè els animals no reflecteixen el dolor ni el plaer a la cara, com fem nosaltres. Tendeixen... els porcs, per exemple, són més com els gossos. Fan servir la part superior de la cara. Tenen les orelles molt expressives. No sabem ben bé com se senten els porcs.
Okay. When I was in Denmark, my host was named Anne Marie. And I said, "So why don't you just stimulate the clitoris of the pig? Why don't you have the farmers do that? That's not one of your five steps." I have to read you what she said, because I love it. She said, "It was a big hurdle just to get farmers to touch underneath the vulva. So we thought, let's not mention the clitoris right now." (Laughter) Shy but ambitious pig farmers, however, can purchase a -- this is true -- a sow vibrator, that hangs on the sperm feeder tube to vibrate. Because, as I mentioned, the clitoris is inside the vagina. So possibly, you know, a little more arousing than it looks. And I also said to her, "Now, these sows. I mean, you may have noticed there. The sow doesn't look to be in the throes of ecstasy." And she said, you can't make that conclusion, because animals don't register pain or pleasure on their faces in the same way that we do. Pigs, for example, are more like dogs. They use the upper half of the face; the ears are very expressive. So you're not really sure what's going on with the pig.
Els primats, d'altra banda, fem servir més la boca. Aquesta és la cara que fa un macaco de cua curta amb l'ejaculació. (Rialles) És interessant que s'hagi observat en macacos femella. Però només quan munten una altra femella.
Primates, on the other hand, we use our mouths more. This is the ejaculation face of the stump-tailed macaque. (Laughter) And, interestingly, this has been observed in female macaques, but only when mounting another female.
(Rialles) 9. ESTUDIAR L'ORGASME HUMÀ EN UN LABORATORI NO ÉS FÀCIL
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Masters i Johnson, els anys 50, van decidir que esbrinarien com funciona el cicle complet de la resposta sexual humana. Des de l'excitació, fins a l'orgasme, en homes i dones. Tot el que passa en el cos humà. D'acord, amb les dones, molta part passa per dins. Això no va aturar Masters i Johnson. Van fabricar una màquina de coit artificial. Bàsicament un penis amb càmera i motor. Hi ha un fal·lus, un fal·lus acrílic transparent, amb una càmera i una llumeta, enganxada a un motor que fa així. I la dona hi té relacions sexuals. Ho feien així. Déu n'hi do. Desgraciadament, l'aparell es va desmuntar. Em sap tant de greu. No perquè el volgués fer servir. El volia veure.
Masters and Johnson. In the 1950s, they decided, okay, we're going to figure out the entire human sexual response cycle, from arousal, all the way through orgasm, in men and women -- everything that happens in the human body. Okay, with women, a lot of this is happening inside. This did not stop Masters and Johnson. They developed an artificial coition machine. This is basically a penis camera on a motor. There is a phallus, clear acrylic phallus, with a camera and a light source, attached to a motor that is kind of going like this. And the woman would have sex with it. That is what they would do. Pretty amazing. Sadly, this device has been dismantled. This just kills me, not because I wanted to use it -- I wanted to see it.
(Rialles) 9. ESTUDIAR L'ORGASME HUMÀ EN UN LABORATORI NO ÉS FÀCIL
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10. PERÒ ALMENYS ÉS DIVERTIT. Un bon dia, Alfred Kinsey va decidir calcular la distància mitjana de desplaçament del semen ejaculat. No pas per pura curiositat. El doctor Kinsey havia sentit a dir... hi havia una teoria de l'època, a mitjans dels anys 40, que deia que la força amb què el semen es dispara contra la cèrvix era un factor de fertilitat. Kinsey ho trobava molt estrany. I es va posar a treballar. Va quedar al seu laboratori amb 300 homes, una cinta de mesurar i una càmera de cine. (Rialles) I de fet va descobrir que en tres quartes parts dels homes la cosa es vessava i poca cosa més. No sortia disparat amb una gran força. Tanmateix, la millor marca va estar una mica per sota dels 2,5 metres. Impressionant. (Rialles) (Aplaudiments) Sí. Exacte. (Rialles) Per desgràcia, és anònim. El seu nom no s'esmenta.
One fine day, Alfred Kinsey decided to calculate the average distance traveled by ejaculated semen. This was not idle curiosity. Doctor Kinsey had heard -- and there was a theory going around at the time, this being the 1940s -- that the force with which semen is thrown against the cervix was a factor in fertility. Kinsey thought it was bunk, so he got to work. He got together in his lab 300 men, a measuring tape, and a movie camera. (Laughter) And in fact, he found that in three quarters of the men the stuff just kind of slopped out. It wasn't spurted or thrown or ejected under great force. However, the record holder landed just shy of the eight-foot mark, which is impressive. (Laughter) (Applause) Yes. Exactly. (Laughter) Sadly, he's anonymous. His name is not mentioned.
Al seu informe, a l'informe d'aquest experiment, al llibre, Kinsey escriu: "Es van estendre dos llençols per tapar les catifes orientals." (Rialles) És la meva segona frase preferida de tota l'obra d'Alfred Kinsey. La meva preferida és: "Si s'escampen engrunes de formatge davant de rates copulant la femella es distreu, però el mascle no."
(Laughter) In his write-up of this experiment in his book, Kinsey wrote, "Two sheets were laid down to protect the oriental carpets." (Laughter) Which is my second favorite line in the entire oeuvre of Alfred Kinsey. My favorite being, "Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats will distract the female, but not the male."
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Moltes gràcies.
Thank you very much.
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Gràcies!
Thanks!