Five hundred seventy-one million two hundred thirty thousand pounds of paper towels are used by Americans every year. If we could -- correction, wrong figure -- 13 billion used every year. If we could reduce the usage of paper towels, one paper towel per person per day, 571,230,000 pounds of paper not used. We can do that.
Dvestapedesetdevet miliona stopet hiljada petsto sedamdeset kilograma papirnih ubrusa koriste Amerikanci godišnje. Ako bismo mogli - ispravka, pogrešna cifra - 6 milijardi se upotrebi svake godine. Ako bismo mogli redukovati upotrebu papirnih ubrusa, jedan papirni ubrus po osobi dnevno, 259,105,570 kilograma papira bismo uštedeli. Mi to možemo.
Now there are all kinds of paper towel dispensers. There's the tri-fold. People typically take two or three. There's the one that cuts it, that you have to tear off. People go one, two, three, four, tear. This much, right? There's the one that cuts itself. People go, one, two, three, four. Or there's the same thing, but recycled paper, you have to get five of those because they're not as absorbent, of course.
Postoje različite vrste papirnih ubrusa. Ovo je troslojni. Ljudi uglavnom uzimaju dva ili tri. Ovo je onaj koji se kida, morate otkinuti. Ljudi uzimaju jedan, dva, tri, četiri, kidaju. To je ovoliko, je l'? Ovo je onaj koji se sam kida. Ljudi uzimaju jedan, dva, tri, četri. Ili ovo je isto, ali papir je recikliran, morate uzeti pet od ovih, jer ne upijaju kao ostali, naravno.
The fact is, you can do it all with one towel. The key, two words: This half of the room, your word is "shake." Let's hear it. Shake. Louder.
Činjenica je da možete sve to sa jednim ubrusom Ključ, dve reči: ova polovina sale, vaša reč je "stresti." Da čujem. Stresti. Glasnije.
Audience: Shake.
Publika: Stresti.
Joe Smith: Your word is "fold."
Džo Smit: Vaša reč je "saviti".
Audience: Fold.
Publika: Saviti.
JS: Again.
DžS: Opet.
Audience: Fold. JS: Really loud.
Publika: Saviti. DžS: Zaista glasno.
Audience: Shake. Fold.
Publika: Stresti. Saviti.
JS: OK. Wet hands. Shake -- one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12. Why 12? Twelve apostles, twelve tribes, twelve zodiac signs, twelve months. The one I like the best: It's the biggest number with one syllable.
DžS: Dobro. Nakvasiti ruke. Stresti - jedan, dva, tri, četiri, pet, šest, sedam, osam, devet, 10, 11, 12. Zašto 12? Dvanaest apostola, dvanaest plemena, dvanaest astroloških znakova, dvanaest meseci. Ovaj mi se sviđa najviše: to je najveći broj sa jednim slogom.
(Laughter)
(Smeh)
Tri-fold. Fold ... Dry.
Troslojni. Saviti... Suvo.
(Applause)
(Aplauz)
Audience: Shake.
Publika: Stresti.
Fold.
Saviti.
JS: Cuts itself. Fold. The fold is important because it allows interstitial suspension. You don't have to remember that part, but trust me.
DžS. Sam se kida. Saviti. Savijanje je bitno jer omogućava bolje upijanje. Ne morate zapamtiti ovaj deo, ali verujte mi.
(Laughter)
(Smeh)
Audience: Shake. Fold.
Publika: Stresti. Saviti.
JS: Cuts itself. You know the funny thing is, I get my hands drier than people do with three or four, because they can't get in between the cracks. If you think this isn't as good...
DžS: Sam se kida. Znate, smešna stvar je, što su moje ruke suvlje nego onih koji uzimaju tri ili četri jer ne mogu dopreti između otvora. Ako mislite da to nije tako dobro...
Audience: Shake. Fold.
Publika: Stresti. Saviti.
JS: Now, there's now a real fancy invention, it's the one where you wave your hand and it kicks it out. It's way too big a towel. Let me tell you a secret. If you're really quick, if you're really quick -- and I can prove this -- this is half a towel from the dispenser in this building. How? As soon as it starts, you just tear it off. It's smart enough to stop. And you get half a towel.
DžS: Ovo je zaista pomodarski izum, to je onaj gde mašete rukom i izvučete ga. To je preveliki ubrus Dozvolite da vam otkrijem tajnu. Ako ste zaista brzi, ako ste zaista brzi - i mogu vam dokazati - ovo je pola ubrusa iz dozera u ovoj zgradi. Kako? Čim krene, vi ga odmah otkinete. Dovoljno je pametan da stane. I dobijate pola ubrusa.
Audience: Shake. Fold.
Publika: Stresti. Saviti.
JS: Now, let's all say it together. Shake. Fold. You will for the rest of your life remember those words every time you pick up a paper towel. And remember, one towel per person for one year -- 571,230,000 pounds of paper. No small thing. And next year, toilet paper.
DžS: Sad, svi zajedno. Stresti. Saviti. Do kraja vaših života ćete pamtiti ove reči svaki put kad uzmete papirni ubrus. I zapamtite, jedan ubrus po osobi godišnje - 259,105,570 kilograma papira. Nije mala stvar. A sledeće godine, toalet papir.
(Laughter)
(Smeh)