Fem hundrede enoghalvfjerds millioner, to hundrede tredive tusind pund papirservietter bruges af amerikanere hvert år. Hvis vi kunne -- rettelse, forkert tal -- 13 milliarder bruges årligt. Hvis vi kunne begrænse brugen af servietter, én serviet pr. person pr. dag, 571.230.000 pund papir ubrugt. Det kan vi.
Five hundred seventy-one million two hundred thirty thousand pounds of paper towels are used by Americans every year. If we could -- correction, wrong figure -- 13 billion used every year. If we could reduce the usage of paper towels, one paper towel per person per day, 571,230,000 pounds of paper not used. We can do that.
Der er en masse typer servietholdere. Der er trefolderen. Folk tager normalt to eller tre. Der er den, der skærer, som man skal rive af. Folk tager en, to, tre, fire, riv. Så meget, ikke? Der er den, der skærer selv. Folk tager en, to, tre, fire. Eller den samme med genbrugspapir, man skal bruge fem af dem, for de absorberer ikke så godt.
Now there are all kinds of paper towel dispensers. There's the tri-fold. People typically take two or three. There's the one that cuts it, that you have to tear off. People go one, two, three, four, tear. This much, right? There's the one that cuts itself. People go, one, two, three, four. Or there's the same thing, but recycled paper, you have to get five of those because they're not as absorbent, of course.
Faktum er, man kan gøre det med én serviet. Nøglen, to ord: Halvdelen her, jeres ord er "ryst." Lad os høre det. Ryst. Højere.
The fact is, you can do it all with one towel. The key, two words: This half of the room, your word is "shake." Let's hear it. Shake. Louder.
Publikum: Ryst.
Audience: Shake.
Joe Smith: Jeres ord er "fold."
Joe Smith: Your word is "fold."
Publikum: Fold.
Audience: Fold.
JS: Igen.
JS: Again.
Publikum: Folk. JS: Virkelig højt.
Audience: Fold. JS: Really loud.
Publikum: Ryst. Fold.
Audience: Shake. Fold.
JS: Okay. Våde hænder. Ryst -- en, to, tre, fire, fem, seks, syv, otte, ni, 10, 11, 12. Hvorfor 12? Tolv apostle, tolv stammer, tolv stjernetegn, tolv måneder. Den jeg bedst kan lide: Det er det højeste tal med én stavelse.
JS: OK. Wet hands. Shake -- one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12. Why 12? Twelve apostles, twelve tribes, twelve zodiac signs, twelve months. The one I like the best: It's the biggest number with one syllable.
(Latter)
(Laughter)
Trefolderen. Fold ... Tør.
Tri-fold. Fold ... Dry.
(Bifald)
(Applause)
Publikum: Ryst.
Audience: Shake.
Fold.
Fold.
JS: Skærer selv. Fold. Foldet er vigtigt, for det giver interstitiel opslæmning. I behøver ikke huske den del, men stol på mig.
JS: Cuts itself. Fold. The fold is important because it allows interstitial suspension. You don't have to remember that part, but trust me.
(Latter)
(Laughter)
Publikum: Ryst. Fold.
Audience: Shake. Fold.
JS: Skærer selv. Det sjove er, mine hænder bliver mere tørre end folk med tre-fire, for de kan ikke komme ind i revnerne. Hvis man synes, det ikke er så godt...
JS: Cuts itself. You know the funny thing is, I get my hands drier than people do with three or four, because they can't get in between the cracks. If you think this isn't as good...
Publikum: Ryst. Fold.
Audience: Shake. Fold.
JS: Der er en virkelig smart opfindelse nu, det er den, hvor man vifter med hånden, og den spytter det ud. Det er en alt for stor serviet. Lad mig røbe en hemmelighed. Hvis I er virkelig hurtige -- og det kan jeg bevise -- dette er en halv serviet fra holderen i denne bygning. Hvordan? Så snart den begynder, river man af. Den er kvik nok til at stoppe. Og man får en halv serviet.
JS: Now, there's now a real fancy invention, it's the one where you wave your hand and it kicks it out. It's way too big a towel. Let me tell you a secret. If you're really quick, if you're really quick -- and I can prove this -- this is half a towel from the dispenser in this building. How? As soon as it starts, you just tear it off. It's smart enough to stop. And you get half a towel.
Publikum: Ryst. Fold.
Audience: Shake. Fold.
JS: Lad os sige det i kor. Ryst. Fold. I vil resten af livet huske de ord, hver gang I samler en papirserviet op. Husk, én serviet pr. person i ét år -- 571.230.000 pund papir. Ikke så lidt. Og næste år, toilet papir.
JS: Now, let's all say it together. Shake. Fold. You will for the rest of your life remember those words every time you pick up a paper towel. And remember, one towel per person for one year -- 571,230,000 pounds of paper. No small thing. And next year, toilet paper.
(Latter)
(Laughter)