Ladies and gentlemen, the history of music and television on the Internet in three minutes. A TED medley -- a TEDley.
Dame i gospodo, istorija muzičkog i televizijskog sadržaja na internetu u tri minuta. TED muzički miks. TEDmix.
♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫
(Muzika)
♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫
(Peva) Subota je veče, devet sati
♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫
Prodavnica CDova je sad zatvorena, znam
♫ And soon I am feelin' all right ♫
Stoga ulazim na Ajtjuns prodavnicu muzike I ubrzo se odlično osećam
♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫
Znam da Stiv Džobs ima melodiju za mene
♫ With one dollar pricing that rocks ♫
Po ceni od jednog dolara, odličnoj
♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫
Ukucam pesme broj, pojavi se album numeri toj
♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫
Dok sam u čarapama i pidžami pamučnoj
♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫
Prodaj nam pesmu, ti si čovek za muziku
♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫
Moj Ajpod ima još 10 giga slobodnog prostora
♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫
Da, bilo bi bolje da je više kompatibilnosti
♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫
Ali Stiv voli da je jedini vođa čopora
♫ I heard "Desperate Housewives" was great last night ♫
"Očajne domaćice" su bile super sinoć izgleda
♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫
Ali sam pokvario stomak na ručku obilnom
♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫
I dok sam povraćao pre, pomislih: "Nije strašno, ne"
♫ I'll watch it tonight on my 'Pod ♫
Odgledaću ih večeras na svom mobilnom
♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫
A sada se sve mreže objedinjuju
♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫
Dva dolara za epizodu bez reklama
♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫
Biznis koji su ti ljudi uvek hteli da počnu
♫ But only Steve Jobs had the 'nads ♫
Ali samo je Stiv Džobs bio bez blama
♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫
Kažu da smo mladi i da za TV ne hajemo
♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫
Da internetu svaki svoj trenutak dajemo
♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫
Ali to nije istina, pogrešili su ovog puta
♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫
Sve naše epizode traju po samo dva minuta
♫ Hey ♫
Hej
♫ I got YouTube ♫
Imam Jutjub
♫ I got YouTube ♫
Imam Jutjub
And now, ladies and gentlemen, a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America -- the RIAA!
A sada, dame i gospodo, pesma posvećena Asocijaciji Muzičke Industrije Amerike, A-M-I-A!
♫ Young man, you were surfin' along ♫
Mladiću, internetom surfov'o si
♫ And then, young man, you downloaded a song ♫
A onda, mladiću, pesmu skinuo si
♫ And then, dumb man, copied it to your 'Pod ♫
A onda, glupače, kopirao je na svoj plejer
♫ Then a phone call came to tell you ... ♫
Onda telefon zazvoni i kažu ti da...
♫ You've just been sued by the R-I-A-A ♫
Upravo te je tužila A-M-I-A
♫ You've just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ♫
Upravo te je zeznula A-M-I-A
♫ Their attorneys say you committed a crime ♫
Da počinio si zločin kažu ti advokati njihovi
♫ And there'd better not be a next time ♫
I da bolje da se to ne ponovi...
♫ They've lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ♫
Izgubili su pamet ovi iz A-M-I-A
♫ Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ♫
Pravda je slepa u A-M-I-A
♫ You're depriving the bands ♫
Uzimaš od bendova
♫ You are learning to steal ♫
Učiš da kradeš glave hladne
♫ You can't do whatever you feel ♫
Ne možeš da radiš sve što ti na um padne
♫ CD sales have dropped every year ♫
Pad prodaje CDova godinama uzima maha
♫ They're not greedy, they're just quaking with fear ♫
Nisu pohlepni, ne, samo se tresu od straha
♫ Yes indeedy, what if their end is near ♫
Da bre, možda blizu su kraha
♫ And we download all our music ♫
I toga da skidamo svu njihovu muziku
♫ Yeah, that would piss off the R-I-A-A ♫
Da, to bi razbesnelo A-M-I-A
♫ No plastic discs from the R-I-A-A ♫
Nema plastičnih diskova iz A-M-I-A
♫ What a way to make friends ♫
Divan način da stekneš prijatelje
♫ It's a plan that can't fail ♫
Plan koji mane video nije
♫ All your customers off to jail ♫
Pošalješ u zatvor sve svoje mušterije
♫ Who'll be next for the R-I-A-A? ♫
Ko je sledeći A-M-I-A?
♫ What else is vexing the R-I-A-A? ♫
Ko još dosađuje A-M-I-A?
♫ Maybe whistling a tune ♫
Onaj koji zvižduće melodiju?
♫ Maybe humming along ♫
Onaj koji u ritmu pevuši?
♫ Maybe mocking 'em in a song ♫
Onaj koji im pesmom autoritet ruši?