Ladies and gentlemen, the history of music and television on the Internet in three minutes. A TED medley -- a TEDley.
Dame i gospodo: povijest muzike i televizije na Internetu u tri minute. TEDov miks. TEDiks.
♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫
♫ Devet je sati u subotu navečer ♫
♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫
♫ Prodavaonice ploča su zatvorene za ovu večer ♫
♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫
♫ Zato ulazim u stari iTunes muzički dućan ne bi li nešto pobro ♫
♫ And soon I am feelin' all right ♫
♫ I ubrzo se osjećam dobro ♫
♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫
♫ Znam da mi Steve Jobs može pronaći izbor dobar ♫
♫ With one dollar pricing that rocks ♫
♫ Za samo jedan dolar ♫
♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫
♫ Dovoljno je da u tražilicu ime upišem i dobijem album savršen ♫
♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫
♫ Dok sam još u pidžami i čarapama zapušten ♫
♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫
♫ Prodaj nam pjesmu, ti si čovjek pravi ♫
♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫
♫ Moj iPod još uvijek ima 10 giga da ga se popravi ♫
♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫
♫ Točno, bio bi još i bolji da je malo usklađeniji osim u boji ♫
♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫
♫ Ali Steve voditi predstavu voli ♫
♫ I heard "Desperate Housewives" was great last night ♫
♫ Čuo sam da je epizoda kućanica sinoć bila dobra ♫
♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫
♫ Ali sam izvisio zbog lošeg bakalara ♫
♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫
♫ Dok sam povraćao obrok, mislio sam: "Neću se bedirati." ♫
♫ I'll watch it tonight on my 'Pod ♫
♫ Ionako ću večeras na Podu to pogledati ♫
♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫
♫ I sada se cijela mreža želi uključiti ♫
♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫
♫ Za dva dolara emisiju bez reklama pogledati ♫
♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫
♫ To je posao koji su ti dečki uvijek probati htjeli ♫
♫ But only Steve Jobs had the 'nads ♫
♫ Ali je samo Steve Jobs bio smjeli ♫
♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫
♫ Kažu mladi smo, ne gledamo TV ♫
♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫
♫ Kažu Internet je sve što želimo vidjeti ♫
♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫
♫ Ali to nije istina; sasvim su krivo shvatili ♫
♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫
♫ Vidite, sve naše emisije traju 2 minute ♫
♫ Hey ♫
♫ Hej ♫
♫ I got YouTube ♫
♫ Imam YouTube ♫
♫ I got YouTube ♫
♫ Imam YouTube ♫
And now, ladies and gentlemen, a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America -- the RIAA!
♫ A sada dame i gospodo... ♫ samo za američku asocijaciju za zaštitu muzičkih prava, RIAA! (Recording Industry Association of America)
♫ Young man, you were surfin' along ♫
♫ Mladiću dok si surfao ♫
♫ And then, young man, you downloaded a song ♫
♫ Preuzeo si nešto, pjesmu skinuo ♫
♫ And then, dumb man, copied it to your 'Pod ♫
♫ A onda, tupane, stavio ju na svoj Pod ♫
♫ Then a phone call came to tell you ... ♫
♫ Onda si poziv dobio koji ti je rekao... ♫
♫ You've just been sued by the R-I-A-A ♫
♫ Upravo te tužio R-I-A-A ♫
♫ You've just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ♫
♫ Upravo te zeznuo R-I-A-A ♫
♫ Their attorneys say you committed a crime ♫
♫ Njihov odvjetnik kaže da zločin počinio si ♫
♫ And there'd better not be a next time ♫
♫ I bolje ti je da se ne ponovi -- ♫
♫ They've lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ♫
♫ Izgubili su pamet ovi u R-I-A-A ♫
♫ Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ♫
♫ Pravda je slijepa u R-I-A-A ♫
♫ You're depriving the bands ♫
♫ Kradeš od bendova ♫
♫ You are learning to steal ♫
♫ Krasti učiš ♫
♫ You can't do whatever you feel ♫
♫ Možeš raditi što poželiš ♫
♫ CD sales have dropped every year ♫
♫ Prodaja CDa opada svake godine ♫
♫ They're not greedy, they're just quaking with fear ♫
♫ Oni nisu pohlepni, samo se od straha tresu ♫
♫ Yes indeedy, what if their end is near ♫
♫ Možda je kraj blizu i oni su u stresu♫
♫ And we download all our music ♫
♫ A mi smo svu muziku skinuli ♫
♫ Yeah, that would piss off the R-I-A-A ♫
♫ Ne bi li naljutili R-I-A-A ♫
♫ No plastic discs from the R-I-A-A ♫
♫ Nema plastičnih diskova iz R-I-A-A ♫
♫ What a way to make friends ♫
♫ Koji način za stjecanje prijatelja ♫
♫ It's a plan that can't fail ♫
♫ To je plan koji ne propada ♫
♫ All your customers off to jail ♫
♫ Svi vaši kupci do zatvora ♫
♫ Who'll be next for the R-I-A-A? ♫
♫ Tko će biti slijedeći za R-I-A-A? ♫
♫ What else is vexing the R-I-A-A? ♫
♫ Tko još dosađuje R-I-A-A
♫ Maybe whistling a tune ♫
♫ Možda onaj koji zviždi melodiju? ♫
♫ Maybe humming along ♫
♫ Možda onaj koji mrmlja pjesmu? ♫
♫ Maybe mocking 'em in a song ♫
♫ Možda onaj koji im se pjesmom ruga? ♫